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[doeswhathewants]

Harry, I have completed the assigned tasks of video watching.

The incredibly long six movies of the War of Stars was somewhat ... well, it leaves many questions. In attempting to avoid one's destiny, one actually fulfills it? Disturbing implications, I must say, all things considered.

As for the Kid of Karate, one ought to solve all problems with violence in a contained arena? That is a very Aesir sentiment, and I am sure there is some human moral about not giving up despite being smaller than your opponent in that message as well, but in truth, I prefer not getting my hands dirty in such a way.

Although, now I do better understand some of the internet memes that I had previously studied on the 4chan.

[Thoughtful, pensive, tapping a finger to the side of his jaw, then shrugging] Serrure, out! [Then clicking off the feed.]

Comments

[itsjustafruit]

[Know your enemy, kid.]

By scaring them straight into a heart attack.

[doeswhathewants]

Oh, now you are just being silly. Mortals are hardly that fragile.

[itsjustafruit]

Mortals, hm? I thought you were just a poor French orphan?

[doeswhathewants]

I can be both. At once. I do as I want.

[itsjustafruit]

Both a poor French orphan and what?

[doeswhathewants]

A god. Interesting how that happens, is it not?

[itsjustafruit]

One of those.

[doeswhathewants]

What do you mean one of those? Tsk.

[itsjustafruit]

Pagan gods. Tch.

[doeswhathewants]

Prejudiced. Rude.

[itsjustafruit]

You little Apollo-come-lately's do what you need to do, it won't change a thing in the end where I'm from.

[doeswhathewants]

....okay? I have the distinct feeling that there is something I am missing.

[itsjustafruit]

You don't exist where I'm from. Pagan gods are just demons posing as gods when they aren't just figments of humans' imaginations, and trust me, humans can figment like nobody's business.

[doeswhathewants]

We are actual gods where I am from. There are demons, too. Typical demon sorts. How do you know these sorts of things, anyway? You do not strike me as either a scholar or a hero of some sort...

[itsjustafruit]

And you strike me as the sort who wouldn't know a scholar if one smacked him across the face with a dissertation.

[doeswhathewants]

Possibly. Or possibly not.

[itsjustafruit]

Obviously I'm a demon.

[doeswhathewants]

Well, I hardly like to make assumptions.

[itsjustafruit]

You just assumed I wasn't lying to you about being a demon.

[doeswhathewants]

God of lies, I can tell when someone is fibbing. [Haha no. But he did see the snake post.]

[itsjustafruit]

If that were true, you would have mentioned it to me earlier. [Since he's sure his denials were filled with lies after the water gun incident.]

[doeswhathewants]

Perhaps I was not a god, then.

[itsjustafruit]

Call yourself a little "g" god if you want to. Form a cult, get followers, steal all their worldly possessions and pass out fliers in airports.

[doeswhathewants]

Ah- not really my thing.

[itsjustafruit]

Think about it - easy money, power, control, and people handing out biscuits with your likeness on them.