Memory Theater

[doeswhathewants]

One of those weekends, I suppose.

[ooc: Nope, he has noo idea the memory was posted.]

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[sympathyforme]

Nice. She has her priorities straight.

[He has a thing for warrior women. For a certain one, anyway.]

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[doeswhathewants]

What? Who-

[Checks his own post.]

.....I- that- ... Oops.

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[sympathyforme]

You should work on your pick-up lines, kid.

[studmuffin]

Hot.

[doeswhathewants]

NO. Not hot. Dangerous. That sword is a metaphor, you know.

[studmuffin]

For your boner? Because dude.

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[asofwar]

You - [She's allowed to feel indignated for her alternate self! Especially because what the fuck, Loki?]

I will advise you to not try again.

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[doeswhathewants]

Obviously not! Who knew you-she- ah whatever slept with a sword? ... a literal sword and no clothing.

It was entirely unexpected because you- she- ugh share a bed with Thor. [And that is just so much ickface]

[asofwar]

[Share the bed with Thor.

Moving on that's gross, Loki. That's violating the Bro Code.]

If she and I are the same, then I will tell you the blade is always at hand's reach. No matter the companion, not that it is your concern.

permavideo; WHY DOES HE HAVE NO EYEBROWS...

[hatedbyfanboys]

I'm not great with women but even I know cutting their hair in their sleep is a stupid thing to do.

... She is really beautiful though.

[doeswhathewants]

I needed a lock of it and ... I knew she would not allow me near her during waking hours with scissors. Ever.

[hatedbyfanboys]

Not even if you asked nicely?

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[godoftricks]

[ Oh look, he's actually laughing. ]

Some things never change, I see.

[asofwar]

[EXCUSE YOU]

[godoftricks]

[ c: ]

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[doeswhathewants]

She sleeps in the bare with a sword where you are from, too? Frightening.

[godoftricks]

The greater question is why you wanted her hair, my friend.

When I performed the same action, my goal was nothing short of humiliation. I know not what would encourage you to do the same again. She is as black-haired as we are, after all.

[godlyendowment]

...Encore?

[doeswhathewants]

You could just screen capture it.

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[worldofourown]

[ Slowest clap. ]

[ Badass brunette with a sword? His fetish to a T. ]

A noble effort.

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[doeswhathewants]

I succeeded.

And got out with all my innards still on the inside.

[flensing]

[She doesn't feel too bad about chuckling.]

Perhaps you should have just asked?

[doeswhathewants]

Ah... no.

I am not trusted in the least so my word would have bought me nothing.

[tangledintower]

...Are you going to need to hide in my hair again?

[doeswhathewants]

I like your forethought, Rapunzel. It shows a great mind and a great friend.