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Nice. She has her priorities straight.
[He has a thing for warrior women. For a certain one, anyway.]
[He has a thing for warrior women. For a certain one, anyway.]
What? Who-
[Checks his own post.]
.....I- that- ... Oops.
[Checks his own post.]
.....I- that- ... Oops.
NO. Not hot. Dangerous. That sword is a metaphor, you know.
Gross.
Also engaged. To my brother. Well, not here but the one of my world. Who has biceps bigger than your head. And punches fire. For fun.
The one here is apt to kill all whose gaze has fallen upon this image.
Also engaged. To my brother. Well, not here but the one of my world. Who has biceps bigger than your head. And punches fire. For fun.
The one here is apt to kill all whose gaze has fallen upon this image.
You should work on your pick-up lines, kid.
Not a pickup line. I have a girlfriend.
I suppose one is unable to delete these?
I suppose one is unable to delete these?
[ He's sorry, except not, he's so not. ]
Plenty of people have biceps bigger than my head. It's not new.
Plenty of people have biceps bigger than my head. It's not new.
Ah, you come from a world of super heroes, too?
Obviously not! Who knew you-she- ah whatever slept with a sword? ... a literal sword and no clothing.
It was entirely unexpected because you- she- ugh share a bed with Thor. [And that is just so much ickface]
It was entirely unexpected because you- she- ugh share a bed with Thor. [And that is just so much ickface]
Congratulations.
Suppose so. Friend of mine got hit with that one once and couldn't rid himself of it.
Suppose so. Friend of mine got hit with that one once and couldn't rid himself of it.
Obviously it is my concern. Especially when needing to borrow a lock of your hair.
[It is gross, Sif. And how boorish to sleep in the bare. Tsk.]
[It is gross, Sif. And how boorish to sleep in the bare. Tsk.]
His had him getting killed, actually.
[By him.]
Not nearly as enjoyable as this one.
[By him.]
Not nearly as enjoyable as this one.
You have raised a fair point, Sif. [Just smiiiling.] Though I will say that even in other worlds, Sif is the epitome of strength, and beauty. [He's not flirting. Just sucking up a little.]
That interested in naked ladies at your age? They start early these days.
I can see how that would be taken the wrong way, yes. [He didn't mean naked.]
You may need a couple of acting lessons there...
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