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♦ ♦ 4th Contract

~~Dammit~~!

[ Li, red-cheeked and flustered, fiddles with his device. ]

...Um, there seem to be alot of curses afoot today. Bad ones. [ More fiddling. His blush deepens. ] Also - I-I think something's wrong here. My device is --

[ Well. You can see for yourself what his device is showing. ]

THE SHOCKING TRUTH!!!!

A TALE OF SEX, LIES AND BETRAYAL!

Ladies (and gentlemen who adore the gentlemen), have you ever met this stranger? The one who charms you just by the way he smiles? Everything about him puts your heart at ease. Even when he farts you're endeared rather than disgusted. Maybe you have a taste for danger, but realize that your life could be endangered by this cold-blooded conman!!!
Dozens of women everywhere have been taken in by his lies. He's sabotaged careers, ruined marriages, emptied bank accounts and destroyed lives!!!!
IF YOU SEE HIM, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!! HE IS A SOCIAL PREDATOR WHO WILL EXPLOIT EVERYONE HE MEETS. HE HAS NO HEART, NO CONSCIENCE, NO REMORSE. Don't give him ANY power. Don't let him become a larger-than-life factor in your world.
He's a criminal! Someone please arrest him!
He's a thief of hearts! All he commits are crimes!

[OOC: Hit with Tabloid Trash! The City gets a list of ladies who got tangled up in his business in-canon. ~~Mr. Assassin is PISSED.~~]

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Well, that's some write-up.

[ sssssscreaaaaaaam!!!! ]

It's not true!

Looks pretty convincing to me. [ Troll troll troll. ]

[ CRAIS ]

It's a curse!

That's what I'd say, too.

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Oh my, senpai. You never told.

B-Because it's a lie!

[ 0////0 ]

You sure? You seem like quite the heartbreaker to me...

Not even close.

This is a terrible curse...

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That is... quite a tale.

An utterly false tale.

I think I have seen this curse before. It can get very colorful.

Colorful. [ Embarrassed smiles. ] That's one way of putting it.

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Wow. A real ladykiller.

Not at all, actually.

What if I don't believe you?

You'll stop talking to me and start crossing the street to avoid me?

[ Because he thinks you're a nice lady. ~~Not~~. ]

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That's, uh... real rough there, buddy.

What if someone sees this? Like my boss?

[ ~~Even though it's mostly true~~. ]

Well, if it's a curse, it might not even be true?

[Benefit of the doubt, go!]

[ Eeeeeeeexcellent. ]

It's not. [ The most woebegone of looks. ] I just hope everyone else realizes it, too.

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['even when he farts-'] Who writes this sort of thing?!

I wish I knew.

I'd have a thing or two to say to them.

Clearly! Spreading such - uhm - lies?

[ Emphatically. ]

Absolute lies.

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