mortemscintilla: ∅ She said, I've never seen a man (Hei - Anger)
Hei (Li Shenshung) ([personal profile] mortemscintilla) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-08-11 08:36 am

♦ ♦ 4th Contract

Dammit!

[ Li, red-cheeked and flustered, fiddles with his device. ]

...Um, there seem to be alot of curses afoot today. Bad ones. [ More fiddling. His blush deepens. ] Also - I-I think something's wrong here. My device is --

[ Well. You can see for yourself what his device is showing. ]

 



THE SHOCKING TRUTH!!!!
A TALE OF SEX, LIES AND BETRAYAL!



Ladies (and gentlemen who adore the gentlemen), have you ever met this stranger? The one who charms you just by the way he smiles? Everything about him puts your heart at ease. Even when he farts you're endeared rather than disgusted. Maybe you have a taste for danger, but realize that your life could be endangered by this cold-blooded conman!!!
Dozens of women everywhere have been taken in by his lies. He's sabotaged careers, ruined marriages, emptied bank accounts and destroyed lives!!!!
IF YOU SEE HIM, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!! HE IS A SOCIAL PREDATOR WHO WILL EXPLOIT EVERYONE HE MEETS. HE HAS NO HEART, NO CONSCIENCE, NO REMORSE. Don't give him ANY power. Don't let him become a larger-than-life factor in your world.
He's a criminal! Someone please arrest him!
He's a thief of hearts! All he commits are crimes!


[OOC: Hit with Tabloid Trash! The City gets a list of ladies who got tangled up in his business in-canon. Mr. Assassin is PISSED.]

[personal profile] waitedforyears 2012-08-11 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's some write-up.
sympathyforme: the most adorable demon lord of hell (cute)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-11 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my, senpai. You never told.
sympathyforme: (amused)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-11 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You sure? You seem like quite the heartbreaker to me...
sympathyforme: (smug)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-11 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
So what's your favorite line?
sympathyforme: obnoxiousness to the max (so there)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-11 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, crying...

I never tried that. Maybe I should start calling you sensei.
sympathyforme: (superior smile)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-11 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you say that to all the girls, too?
sympathyforme: the most adorable demon lord of hell (cute)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-11 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So I'm special?
sympathyforme: obnoxiousness to the max (so there)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
You need to relax, senpai.
sympathyforme: (lighting up)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-12 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
No one seems to care much, so don't worry. We should go for a drink, womanize some.
sympathyforme: (amused)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-12 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
You into guys, senpai?
sympathyforme: (amused)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-12 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
And this number actually works on girls?
sympathyforme: the most adorable demon lord of hell (cute)

[personal profile] sympathyforme 2012-08-12 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're not being all that truthful. Come on, let's get drunk. What bar do you like?

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