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[waitedforyears]

[ The video clicks on to reveal two familiar faces: the City is, once again +1 Scottish redhead and +1 floppy-haired bow-tied Doctor. Even if said Doctor is currently hiding the floppy hair under a sombrero.

They're both grinning wildly. ]

Do you want to do the honours? I think you should.

[ The Doctor looks pleased, taking a deep breath and then he is doing a truly remarkable impression of a drum roll. While Amy is not giggling. Really. ]

Guess what, City? We're back. Did you miss us?

[ A beat. ] You better have. Roll call, who's here? Barnes, you better not have left while I was gone or I will confiscate all your alcohol.

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[waitedforyears]

No wonder you missed me.

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[bettercallit]

I know when I've got it good.

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[waitedforyears]

I don't know whether to be flattered or feel used.

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[bettercallit]

Never hurts to cover all the bases.

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[waitedforyears]

Uh huh. I'll keep an eye on you, Clint.

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[bettercallit]

Keep both on me if it makes you feel happy.

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[waitedforyears]

There's worse things to look at.

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[bettercallit]

Something we agree on. [ Insert the innocently cheeky smile of harmless flirting. ] You know I always keep mine on you.

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[waitedforyears]

That so? Guess that's all right, after the whole high school thing.

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[bettercallit]

M'never looking at a beach the same again.

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[waitedforyears]

Bit weird, yeah?

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[bettercallit]

Weird's a strong word. [ It's a fond memory, which he keeps to himself, but still. ] But I would've preferred it without the teenager thing, didn't have the muscles then. You'd be impressed.

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[waitedforyears]

What, you offering? 'cause I won't say no to a show.

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[bettercallit]

Throw in an extra drink and you can have your show.

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[waitedforyears]

Now that sounds promising.

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[bettercallit]

It's a look don't touch deal, but I think that should be satisfying enough. [ He's got a good body and he knows it. ]

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[waitedforyears]

Gotcha. Sounds fair enough.

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[bettercallit]

You get up to anything exciting on your travels?

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[waitedforyears]

Wasn't really travelling, me. Just the Doctor this time. [ And he shouldn't be on his own. All the more reason that it's a good thing she's here with him, now. ]

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[bettercallit]

He dropped you off somewhere? [ How rude. ] Guess everyone's got catching up to do.

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[waitedforyears]

Don't think he could stand seeing me in danger so much.

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[bettercallit]

[ On a serious note, he can understand that. ] He's going up in my estimations.

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[waitedforyears]

Yeah, not in mine. He's an idiot, he shouldn't be off on his own.

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[bettercallit]

So he's a twenty-four hour care kind of guy? 'Cause I wasn't gonna mention it, but... [ He's teasing, sort of, because, well, he's met him. ]

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[waitedforyears]

But the best kind.