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[waitedforyears]

[ The video clicks on to reveal two familiar faces: the City is, once again +1 Scottish redhead and +1 floppy-haired bow-tied Doctor. Even if said Doctor is currently hiding the floppy hair under a sombrero.

They're both grinning wildly. ]

Do you want to do the honours? I think you should.

[ The Doctor looks pleased, taking a deep breath and then he is doing a truly remarkable impression of a drum roll. While Amy is not giggling. Really. ]

Guess what, City? We're back. Did you miss us?

[ A beat. ] You better have. Roll call, who's here? Barnes, you better not have left while I was gone or I will confiscate all your alcohol.

Comments

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[waitedforyears]

One who uses perception tricks? Or a scary best friend?

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[bettercallit]

A scary best friend. She's a ninja, and as good as I am at sneaking up on unsuspecting victims, she's the master.

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[waitedforyears]

Sounds good.

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[bettercallit]

But not time travel good.

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[waitedforyears]

Nothing's that good.

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[bettercallit]

I always secretly wanted a DeLorean as a kid. [ And maybe still a little, even if the make of car is awful. ] But I'll settle for stories of the TARDIS.

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[waitedforyears]

I don't think they're just lying around. [ A beat. ] You could visit the TARDIS, if you want. She's here.

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[bettercallit]

If there's a junk yard, it's possible one might be there.

[ So not at all excited. ] She's here? With you? In the City?

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[waitedforyears]

Yeah. 'cept she's not fully functional, obviously, but she's here.

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[bettercallit]

You think the Doctor'll let me have a pass? [ Because he's always wanted to do the whole it's bigger on the inside thing. ]

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[waitedforyears]

He loves showing her off.

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[bettercallit]

Name the time and place, and I'll be there.

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[waitedforyears]

I'll ask him.

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[bettercallit]

[ He can still see the Doctor bouncing around behind her, fighting a smile, and he shrugs. ]

No hurry. I'll leave you to take care of him and resettle.

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[waitedforyears]

Gotcha. See you around.

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[bettercallit]

Next time? Alcohol needs to be involved.

[ He flashes a cheeky smile and then disconnects. ]