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[waitedforyears]

[ The video clicks on to reveal two familiar faces: the City is, once again +1 Scottish redhead and +1 floppy-haired bow-tied Doctor. Even if said Doctor is currently hiding the floppy hair under a sombrero.

They're both grinning wildly. ]

Do you want to do the honours? I think you should.

[ The Doctor looks pleased, taking a deep breath and then he is doing a truly remarkable impression of a drum roll. While Amy is not giggling. Really. ]

Guess what, City? We're back. Did you miss us?

[ A beat. ] You better have. Roll call, who's here? Barnes, you better not have left while I was gone or I will confiscate all your alcohol.

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[bettercallit]

Third? [ He senses experience. ]

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[waitedforyears]

Or fourth, even.

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[bettercallit]

This's a time travel thing, right?

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[waitedforyears]

And a-- universe crossing, weird stuff happening, reboot everything, aliens sort of thing.

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[bettercallit]

There's always aliens. [ He wants to meet a nice one he can befriend, okay? It's a childhood dream. ] One day soon I'm getting you drunk and you're telling me some of these stories.

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[waitedforyears]

Sure, get in line. [ Grinning a little widely. ] The fella in the hat's an alien, did you know?

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[bettercallit]

The mad time travelling scientist is an alien? [ He considers the evidence and shrugs. ] Makes sense.

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[waitedforyears]

Yep, that's the one.

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[bettercallit]

My dream's come true at last.

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[waitedforyears]

Your dream?

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[bettercallit]

Always wanted to meet E.T. [ Shrugs. ] Close enough.

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[waitedforyears]

He looks better, though.

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[bettercallit]

He's a good looking guy. It's not one of those perception tricks, is it? [ Pfft, magic, pfft. ]

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[waitedforyears]

Nope, it isn't. 'least I don't think it is, and I'd know.

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[bettercallit]

'Cause you spend so much time together. [ Right? ]

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[waitedforyears]

He's my best friend.

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[bettercallit]

I've got a friend like that, except she's scarier.

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[waitedforyears]

One who uses perception tricks? Or a scary best friend?

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[bettercallit]

A scary best friend. She's a ninja, and as good as I am at sneaking up on unsuspecting victims, she's the master.

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[waitedforyears]

Sounds good.

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[bettercallit]

But not time travel good.

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[waitedforyears]

Nothing's that good.

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[bettercallit]

I always secretly wanted a DeLorean as a kid. [ And maybe still a little, even if the make of car is awful. ] But I'll settle for stories of the TARDIS.

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[waitedforyears]

I don't think they're just lying around. [ A beat. ] You could visit the TARDIS, if you want. She's here.

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[bettercallit]

If there's a junk yard, it's possible one might be there.

[ So not at all excited. ] She's here? With you? In the City?