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[asofwar]

[Possibly the most dangerous sight there is. The Goddess of War, armed with water balloons, grinning like a hungry wolf, hiding strategically behind an unidentifiable corner.]

Now this - this is a field I understand best.

[ooc; FEEL FREE TO ACTION! Sif's gonna get you wet. Unf. (????)]

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::sob::

[doeswhathewants]

[He's grinning, you can just hear it in his voice.] Everyone likes getting extra, Sif. Besides, I'm sure it would have washed out. Eventually.

[And then he's throwing at her general direction and ducking around the other side in an effort to fire if she should be flushed out from her hiding spot]

[asofwar]

[No such luck. She can be patient.

Like a hunter.

You're the prey.]

Not everyone, young one. We will see about that.

[doeswhathewants]

[He's cat quiet as he dodges around the tree to a car] You're going to get pinked. There's no getting around it.

[asofwar]

If you think your size will save you...

[You are so wrong! Meaning, if she gets pinked, she will shove his head into a bucket. :|]

Less taunting, more strategy!

[And up she goes, climbing that tree. Getting the higher ground is her favourite strategy.]

[doeswhathewants]

[Ack, now his position is fully exposed, but he is going to fire at you with the super soaker while climbing, Sif.]

Perhaps taunting is my strategy.

[asofwar]

[DON'T THINK SHE WON'T JUMP TO THE NEXT TREE BECAUSE SHE WILL.]

Perhaps being a weasel is.

[Have another balloon.] Bringing guns to an honorable fight - terrible taste.

[doeswhathewants]

I am not a weasel and this is a water, fight, Sif. Obviously we are going to use squirt guns. [And look, he's creeping towards your position, practically fully exposed.]

[asofwar]

They are despicable no matter the energy that feeds them. [Energy. Bullets. Water. Whatever it is, it's not as much about strategy and aim as it is about having a lot of water and shooting in hopes that it will hit the target. War is not done like this.

She's in a tree for a reason, weasel. It's easier to see from here. And easier, when you're trying to be sneaky about coming towards her, to aim at. Let it rain.]

[doeswhathewants]

Only despicable because you are not used to them and do not like them. That does not make them inherently bad. [Sneak, sneak sneeeeeak. It would be so easy to whap him with a water balloon.]

[asofwar]

[Less chatter, Little Loki. Off go three balloons. Sif is a vicious monster who clearly has no care in the world she's facing a kid - well, not when said kid is the reincarnation of someone she's know since they were kids.]

[doeswhathewants]

[Direct hits, all of them. With a faint meep, he crumples over. Sif, did you kill him? Might want to check.]

[asofwar]

[WHO DO YOU THINK SHE IS?? She's not going to fall for that trick.

Although she will jump down and lean down to take the water pistol from him. Fight fair, dude.]

[doeswhathewants]

[Cold, Sif. Cold.

But he's going to launch a balloon full of pink dye at you as you near to take the pistol.] You weren't even going to check? I might have been dead. Dead by water balloon wielded by someone who can probably bench press a car.

[asofwar]

[jhgskdhgsjgskhjks - is the sound spluttering as the balloon hits the side of her head, catching hair and skin alike. Two-faced Sif. That is her right now.

And how did she not think he could be hiding that? Well.

In return, she opens hell of his face; sometimes pistols have their uses. Hope that one's not full of dye.]

What is it with you and my hair?

[doeswhathewants]

[He's laughing as she unloads the pistol full of plain water on his face. Just, near hysterical laughter because] Pink is not your color.

What about your hair?

[asofwar]

[No. This is terrible. She stops when the pistol runs out of water, and throws it away. Far away. Chucks it into the forest. Let someone else deal with that. She runs a hand over her face, and pulls it away to see pink.]

You will fix this. I will not tolerate this dishonor. [Come on, Loki - up you come. She grabs him by the arm and pulls him up.] If you will fight, fine, if you will make use of different strategy, very well - but attacking with these colourful balloons is not fair, nor is it honourable.

[She pats his shoulders, then pats his head - and yes, that was a balloon she slipped into her hand just before she does that.] For your future information, I would know when you were dead, and when you are using it as a trick.

[doeswhathewants]

It will wash off in a week. Or two. Three at the absolute most. [There's a glint in his eye that says he might be teasing.]

This isn't a dishonor. [He allows her to pull him up and rolls his eyes at the not so subtle balloon attack.] Now that was dishonorable, I say. [But he's just doing it to rib her.]

Would you know when I was dead? Well, I shall take that in a positively, that you are invested in my future. Though I should warn you, Mindy is quite possessive when we are older. You might have to fight her for me. I suggest wrestling. In mud.

[asofwar]

[Loki, pls.] I know. You asked me for advice, remember?

[Now she's in a fowl mood, why did you have to go and ruin things? Why?] You are not as amusing as you think you are. [There will be no mud wrestling.

For now. Anyone would assume that she would go home and wash the dye off, but she is a warrior and this is a battle field. She finds something else to focus on.] If it recquires time to wash off, then you will wash your sins by joining forces with me.

[doeswhathewants]

I am far more amusing than I think I am. [Hilarious did not even begin to describe his razor wit and sophistication.]

Joining forces, well, I suppose you could use some real strategy on your side. [A flash of white teeth in a grin.] I accept this alliance.

[asofwar]

Not as amusing as you think at all. [His razor wit and sophistication will sooner earn him a swat on the back of his head if he carries on barbing her.

SHE IS A MATURE GODDESS WHO WILL NOT LOWER HERSELF TO THE LEVEL OF >:(, OKAY.]

[doeswhathewants]

Perhaps I ought to have told you that pink was your color. [Just the same smug smile.]

[asofwar]

Hah - no.