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[asofwar]

[Possibly the most dangerous sight there is. The Goddess of War, armed with water balloons, grinning like a hungry wolf, hiding strategically behind an unidentifiable corner.]

Now this - this is a field I understand best.

[ooc; FEEL FREE TO ACTION! Sif's gonna get you wet. Unf. (????)]

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[asofwar]

[Less chatter, Little Loki. Off go three balloons. Sif is a vicious monster who clearly has no care in the world she's facing a kid - well, not when said kid is the reincarnation of someone she's know since they were kids.]

[doeswhathewants]

[Direct hits, all of them. With a faint meep, he crumples over. Sif, did you kill him? Might want to check.]

[asofwar]

[WHO DO YOU THINK SHE IS?? She's not going to fall for that trick.

Although she will jump down and lean down to take the water pistol from him. Fight fair, dude.]

[doeswhathewants]

[Cold, Sif. Cold.

But he's going to launch a balloon full of pink dye at you as you near to take the pistol.] You weren't even going to check? I might have been dead. Dead by water balloon wielded by someone who can probably bench press a car.

[asofwar]

[jhgskdhgsjgskhjks - is the sound spluttering as the balloon hits the side of her head, catching hair and skin alike. Two-faced Sif. That is her right now.

And how did she not think he could be hiding that? Well.

In return, she opens hell of his face; sometimes pistols have their uses. Hope that one's not full of dye.]

What is it with you and my hair?

[doeswhathewants]

[He's laughing as she unloads the pistol full of plain water on his face. Just, near hysterical laughter because] Pink is not your color.

What about your hair?

[asofwar]

[No. This is terrible. She stops when the pistol runs out of water, and throws it away. Far away. Chucks it into the forest. Let someone else deal with that. She runs a hand over her face, and pulls it away to see pink.]

You will fix this. I will not tolerate this dishonor. [Come on, Loki - up you come. She grabs him by the arm and pulls him up.] If you will fight, fine, if you will make use of different strategy, very well - but attacking with these colourful balloons is not fair, nor is it honourable.

[She pats his shoulders, then pats his head - and yes, that was a balloon she slipped into her hand just before she does that.] For your future information, I would know when you were dead, and when you are using it as a trick.

[doeswhathewants]

It will wash off in a week. Or two. Three at the absolute most. [There's a glint in his eye that says he might be teasing.]

This isn't a dishonor. [He allows her to pull him up and rolls his eyes at the not so subtle balloon attack.] Now that was dishonorable, I say. [But he's just doing it to rib her.]

Would you know when I was dead? Well, I shall take that in a positively, that you are invested in my future. Though I should warn you, Mindy is quite possessive when we are older. You might have to fight her for me. I suggest wrestling. In mud.

[asofwar]

[Loki, pls.] I know. You asked me for advice, remember?

[Now she's in a fowl mood, why did you have to go and ruin things? Why?] You are not as amusing as you think you are. [There will be no mud wrestling.

For now. Anyone would assume that she would go home and wash the dye off, but she is a warrior and this is a battle field. She finds something else to focus on.] If it recquires time to wash off, then you will wash your sins by joining forces with me.

[doeswhathewants]

I am far more amusing than I think I am. [Hilarious did not even begin to describe his razor wit and sophistication.]

Joining forces, well, I suppose you could use some real strategy on your side. [A flash of white teeth in a grin.] I accept this alliance.

[asofwar]

Not as amusing as you think at all. [His razor wit and sophistication will sooner earn him a swat on the back of his head if he carries on barbing her.

SHE IS A MATURE GODDESS WHO WILL NOT LOWER HERSELF TO THE LEVEL OF >:(, OKAY.]

[doeswhathewants]

Perhaps I ought to have told you that pink was your color. [Just the same smug smile.]

[asofwar]

Hah - no.