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[orangetoughguy]

Okay. How many letters are in the alphabet? The English alphabet.

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[verysmallpig]

Well, let's see... there's 'A'... 'B', which is Very much like Bee. [Here Piglet gives a little laugh, quite Pleased at his little play on words. Pooh would have understood...]

And 'C', 'D'... [And he will continue if not stopped...]

[orangetoughguy]

.......And?

[Keep going. He can't tell Piglet to shut up 8(]

[verysmallpig]

'E', 'F', 'G'... 'H' is next, then 'I' as in me, but not spelt that way, you see, 'J', 'K' and 'L'... [And here, he's showing off a bit, enjoying being Useful, and rather Proud of knowing how things are spelt.]

'N', 'M'... oh th-that's not right, is it? They're very much alike but one has an extra Leg...

[orangetoughguy]

Are you keeping count or am I?

[verysmallpig]

Count?

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[doeswhathewants]

American English or the Queen's English?

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[orangetoughguy]

[Probably going to regret this...]

What's the difference?

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[doeswhathewants]

Has no one ever told you it is impolite to answer a question with a question? [Most people regret it.]

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[orangetoughguy]

It's way more impolite to talk about shit you don't know, and I don't know the Queen's English.

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[doeswhathewants]

Obviously.

You are speaking of things you do not know, are you being impolite?

[punchedhitler]

Twenty-six.

[Direct from the Captain's mouth.]

[orangetoughguy]

Eehh. Wrong. It's twenty-two.

[But he knows this joke is going to be lost on you, Cap...maybe.]

[punchedhitler]

No, it's 26.

[You're right.]

[orangetoughguy]

It's twenty-two because E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.

[punchedhitler]

What?

[whitetwoguns]

Why are you askin'? Did you forget?

[orangetoughguy]

Just give me a number.

[whitetwoguns]

I'm gonna stick with what I learned in grade school and say twenty six.

What's your reasoning, smart ass?

[orangetoughguy]

It's twenty-two. Because E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.

[whitetwoguns]

Where'd you get that stinker?

[He is absolutely laughing about this.]

[signatures]

Forget to bring your cheat sheet to class again?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm totally out of school.

[signatures]

Sounds like you might have to go back.

[intheblanks]

Twenty five.

[orangetoughguy]

Why twenty-five?

[Please deliver unto him your very own punchline, Chase.]