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Okay. How many letters are in the alphabet? The English alphabet.

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Well, let's see... there's 'A'... 'B', which is Very much like Bee. [Here Piglet gives a little laugh, quite Pleased at his little play on words. Pooh would have understood...]

And 'C', 'D'... [And he will continue if not stopped...]

.......And?

[Keep going. He can't tell Piglet to shut up 8(]

'E', 'F', 'G'... 'H' is next, then 'I' as in me, but not spelt that way, you see, 'J', 'K' and 'L'... [And here, he's showing off a bit, enjoying being Useful, and rather Proud of knowing how things are spelt.]

'N', 'M'... oh th-that's not right, is it? They're very much alike but one has an extra Leg...

Are you keeping count or am I?

Count?

Of the letters...you know, A, B, C, that's 1, 2, 3...

American English or the Queen's English?

[Probably going to regret this...]

What's the difference?

Has no one ever told you it is impolite to answer a question with a question? [Most people regret it.]

Twenty-six.

[Direct from the Captain's mouth.]

It's way more impolite to talk about shit you don't know, and I don't know the Queen's English.

Eehh. Wrong. It's twenty-two.

[But he knows this joke is going to be lost on you, Cap...maybe.]

No, it's 26.

[You're right.]

It's twenty-two because E.T. went home and somebody shot J.R.

Why are you askin'? Did you forget?

What?

It's a joke...nevermind.

Just give me a number.

Oh.

[He is sorry he does not understand your humor, Freddy.]

It's okay. So what's up?

I'm gonna stick with what I learned in grade school and say twenty six.

What's your reasoning, smart ass?

I've been busy with work.

Forget to bring your cheat sheet to class again?

A-are you sure? I-I'd thought it was A, B, C...

What do you do again?

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