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[studmuffin]

[ The boy wandering around the City hasn't quite figured out that his device is on yet, if the shaky camera view of his jeans and sneakers are anything to go by. He's walking, wandering about slowly because clearly he has no freaking idea where he is, turning around every so often to go back to where he started off again. Maybe he's pacing, maybe he just likes walking around in a circle because that's what he does when he's nervous.

And okay, so maybe he is muttering to himself under his breath and maybe it gets louder the more he talks. ] Holy crap, oh holy god, oh fuck. Dumb imagination magic, why'd they have to go and give me that job? Why? We all know not to give the ADD idiot the crazy fairy dust task. I tinkerbell myself out of Beacon Hills and everyone will just be like - [ Mimicking someone else's voice. ] Well, you are human what did you expect?

[ Kicking at a can. ] Goddamnit. I bet Derek laughed so hard his fucking lungs exploded. [ Grumbling. ] And where did this even come from anyway?

[ That's about the moment where he lifts the device up to peer at it. Stiles is young, looks a little bit younger than his sixteen year old self on the worst of days, but right now his cheeks are coloured and his other hand scratches at his cheekbone, teeth worrying his lip before he sees that it's actually recording. Which is when he gives a (manly, thank you very much) scream and tosses the device in the air, flailing as it clatters to the ground and doesn't break.

It takes a minute, then his shadow comes into view, Stiles crouching down to peer over it. ] Um, hey?

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[brobeforehos]

Have you thought of clicking your heels, too, Tinkerbell?

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[studmuffin]

[ He could try and not make a fool of himself in front of the pretty hot chick, but then again, he is Stiles and so. ]

That's Dorothy. Besides, heels are totally not my thing.

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[brobeforehos]

I know, but both of them have to think of something happy in order to fly away. So.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

What the fuck are you talking about?

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[studmuffin]

Woah.

[ Nope, sorry. He's seen Kick Ass. He made Scott go with him and then got butter all over his shoes when he jumped five feet in the air and dropped his popcorn. ] I'm hallucinating. Great, that hasn't happened before.

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[And Mindy is just going to raise an eyebrow at you, dude. Because now she thinks you're tripping balls.]

Let me guess. You're now somewhere you've never seen before, right? Weird world in the bathroom or something?

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[debrief]

While crazy fairy dust might or might not achieve a lot, it isn't responsible for your being here. [ All said rather dryly. ]

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[studmuffin]

[ Oh.

Oh my god.

Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Stiles makes a rather undignified squeaking noise, picks the device up off the floor immediately. ] Is this some sort of viral campaign? I don't want to be spoilered.

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[debrief]

It's not a campaign. Promise. [ Spoilers? He has an idea what this kid is talking about, but not how it relates to him. ]

Don't panic.

[ Action ]

[bettercallit]

[ Clint lands quietly behind him from above, bow slung over his shoulder. The newbies are always fun. ]

You might wanna take better care of that thing.

[ Action ] meet your new shadow partner, clint

[studmuffin]

[ Stiles spins so hard he falls on his ass, his eyes wide, his mouth hanging open.

Okay, so he hasn't seen the Avengers yet, but Hawkeye. ] Wow.

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[synanthrope]

Imagination magic?

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[studmuffin]

Sesame Street.

[ And okay, maybe that came out a little bit panicked but everyone keeps questioning him, so. ] You know, kids stuff. Ha. [ Awkward. ]

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[destinedtobeunpopular]

...

[Peering at.]

Are you alright?

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[studmuffin]

Sure.

[ Peering back. ] Are you?

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[hexuality]

Well, since you're in the City, might as well tell you now that magic isn't imaginary.

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[studmuffin]

Even the kind that gets me here?

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[joiedeviolet]

Hey. Welcome to the City. Everybody else beat me to the rest.

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[studmuffin]

That's okay, I still take all welcomes. You can never have enough. Much like cookies and tiny bottles of shampoo.

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[anunluckypenny]

Hey there. Are you okay?

[Because you're sounding a liiittle crazy, sir.]

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[studmuffin]

[ Awkward laughter that somehow turns into a cackle. ]

Sorry, yeah, I'm fine. It's just a lot to take in.

[he_who_kills]

Greetings!

[studmuffin]

[ Have a girlish scream. ]

Oh holy God.

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[godoftricks]

[ Flatly. ]

Imagination magic.

No, child. This is all too real.

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[studmuffin]

Hey, don't diss the imagination magic. If a vet tells you it's going to work, it's totally going to work and then bam you're by a fountain you've never seen before and -. [ Breathe.

That's Loki. That's. Well. EPIC. ] Also I am totally not a child, dude.