VI. [Video]

[godlyendowment]

[Hercules is laughing heartily.]

You know, if this were thirty years ago, we would not be waiting in endless lines, but doing them!

[A pause, his expression sobers.]

...Just say no, kids. Tis not a good idea unless you are a god.

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[godlyendowment]

I was actually thinking 'brat'.

[doeswhathewants]

That, too.

[godlyendowment]

You remind me of someone. Though you are tinier and less suave.

[doeswhathewants]

Tch. I am French, suave is my nature.

[godlyendowment]

French? Since when?

[doeswhathewants]

I don't know. A year at least.

[godlyendowment]

I don't think French is something you can just catch.

French disease, yes. I heard about that from Steve.

[doeswhathewants]

Steve knows such interesting things. [Just kind of pulling an ick face because gross.]

French is a way of being and I am being that way.

[godlyendowment]

I am pretty sure it's a Nationality. In this modern age you have to apply and go through all sorts of forms.

Believe me, as a Greek, I have found it very ridiculous.

[doeswhathewants]

Unless you are born there. Or at least spontaneously come into being there. Then it is one's country of origin. Sort of.

Why? Do you not have the forms?

[godlyendowment]

It is just complicated bureaucracy. Especially when we did not have birth certificates in my time.

Even knowing the sexiest of lawyers does not help.

[doeswhathewants]

You have not been grandfathered in? I should think that a- ah- national treasure would be allowed that.

[godlyendowment]

Admittedly, I am not a huge fan of many of the laws of America, so I am not too bothered.

[doeswhathewants]

America has laws? I thought they were either cowboys or Jersey Shore types over there. You know, aside from New York- which must have awfully high liability insurance by now.

[godlyendowment]

I see you are unfamiliar with things such as the Superhero Registration Act?

[doeswhathewants]

They repealed that, I ah.. was not around when it happened.

[godlyendowment]

Riiiiiiiight.

[doeswhathewants]

What, repealing it? They do. Why would I lie?

[godlyendowment]

Your hesitation makes me wonder what you were up to, that is all.

[doeswhathewants]

Full retrograde amnesia. It sounds so dramatic to say.

[godlyendowment]

...Wait, what?

[doeswhathewants]

I don't know what I was doing at that time, that is my point.

[godlyendowment]

Perhaps we should drop flowerpots on your head, and you will remember like on Days of Our Lives.

[doeswhathewants]

Or we could just wait until it resolves itself. Because Days of Our Lives does not have to deal with head trauma.

[godlyendowment]

Spoilsport.