VI. [Video]

[godlyendowment]

[Hercules is laughing heartily.]

You know, if this were thirty years ago, we would not be waiting in endless lines, but doing them!

[A pause, his expression sobers.]

...Just say no, kids. Tis not a good idea unless you are a god.

Comments

[mortemscintilla]

Doing what?

[ Clueless. ]

[godlyendowment]

Substances that were illegal but quite popular.

I only tried them once. Honest.

[mortemscintilla]

Substances?

[ Whisssssssper. ]

You don't mean - [ Looking both ways. ] - drugs, do you?

[godlyendowment]

Would you really think I meant milkshakes if I told you?

[mortemscintilla]

...No?

[ Derpiest face ever. ]

Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[Just this expression.]

[godlyendowment]

...It wasn't that bad of a joke.

[doeswhathewants]

Terrible. Worse than terrible.

[godlyendowment]

Your mom is terrible.

video:

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Also making a weird face at you, bro.]

[godlyendowment]

...Should I be apologizing?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

No.

[godlyendowment]

I don't do that anymore, just to be clear.

[indecent_butterfly]

You could still do the line if that's what you wish. It would just take longer to get through all of them this way.

[godlyendowment]

That is certainly an idea! But even I have limits. And standards.

[indecent_butterfly]

Then pick and choose. Unless you're not as powerful of a god as you'd say.

[godlyendowment]

I am very powerful.

I once moved Manhattan. Literally.

[binarysky]

Doing what? I don't get it.

[godlyendowment]

This is what Google is for!

Wait, do we get the Google here?

[binarysky]

Sounds like some kind of weird disease.

[godlyendowment]

It kind of is, really.

video;

[hexappeal]

Not a good idea if you're a god or any sort of immortal, either.

Re: video;

[godlyendowment]

That's... probably true, yes.

[hexappeal]

Alcohol, on the other hand... I see nothing wrong with.

[godlyendowment]

Well good. As in that case we'd probably be at odds.