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[keepinitsaucy]

[Andy doesn't seem to notice that he's being recorded. He's too busy licking his arm with a mixture of confusion and pure bliss in the look on his face.]

Man, I haven't tasted this since I was a kid. Salted caramel ice cream, mmmmm...

[Mid-lick, he notices the recording light on the device is on and he looks like a deer caught on in the headlights. Crap.]

This isn't anything weird, I swear! ...I taste like ice cream!

[He snatches for the device, fumbles with it as the feed goes rocky before it cuts out completely, having been dropped on the ground.]

Comments

[archivy]

It would look less strange if you were to simply buy ice cream.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Yeah, but...

[That's actually pretty sound logic and Andy cannot argue with it.]

...Yeah, that probably would have been easier.

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[archivy]

Merely a suggestion.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Thanks. I'll, uh, keep that in mind next time I taste like food.

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[archivy]

As far as I know, the curse only makes people taste like ice cream.

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[keepinitsaucy]

...Oh. You wouldn't happen to know how long this typically lasts for, would you? I mean, is it permanent?

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[archivy]

Twenty-four hours, though some curses last up to forty-eight.

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[brobeforehos]

Nnnnnnnnnnope, I'm pretty sure we've all been here at one point.

[born_nameless]

So, just to be perfectly clear, you would classify tasting like salted caramel ice cream, whatever that tastes like, and therefore licking yourself as perfectly normal behavior?

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[anunluckypenny]

Don't worry about it, seriously. These things turn themselves on at the worst times, so we've all been there.

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[dignity_misery]

[Head tilt.]

Prove it.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Well that's great, I guess. Thanks.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Oh man. I'm really glad I'm not the only one, then.

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[keepinitsaucy]

...Yeah. It's perfectly normal where I'm from. Downright cool, even. Ahaha.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Uhh... It'd be kinda cool if they didn't turn on when I'm licking myself like a complete weirdo.

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[keepinitsaucy]

You can lick me if you want, but I think it would be even more weird and just a little uncomfortable for me.

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[anunluckypenny]

You're not wrong, but these devices're jerks like that. I try to remember to put mine in a drawer or under my pillow if something embarrassing's going on.

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[dignity_misery]

Your discomfort doesn't concern me.

[Fact.]

Your skin tasting like ice cream does.

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[keepinitsaucy]

I'm going to have to start doing that, too. Really hoping that this isn't a repeat occurrence, but I don't want to take that chance.

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[keepinitsaucy]

You don't get to lick me.

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[dignity_misery]

You are a spoilsport.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Sorry?

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[dignity_misery]

Not sorry enough, obviously.

[She's a troll. She can't help it. She can't.]

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[anunluckypenny]

There're a lot of repeats around here, but really, don't worry. Almost everyone's good about forgetting the embarrassing things that happen during curses.

And if it makes you feel any better, I was basically licking my hand all day that one time I tasted like strawberry ice cream.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Aha, strawberry... I could see that. At least we both got good flavours?

I guess people would rather forget. I'm pretty okay with that.