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[keepinitsaucy]

[Andy doesn't seem to notice that he's being recorded. He's too busy licking his arm with a mixture of confusion and pure bliss in the look on his face.]

Man, I haven't tasted this since I was a kid. Salted caramel ice cream, mmmmm...

[Mid-lick, he notices the recording light on the device is on and he looks like a deer caught on in the headlights. Crap.]

This isn't anything weird, I swear! ...I taste like ice cream!

[He snatches for the device, fumbles with it as the feed goes rocky before it cuts out completely, having been dropped on the ground.]

Comments

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[keepinitsaucy]

You don't get to lick me.

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[dignity_misery]

You are a spoilsport.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Sorry?

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[dignity_misery]

Not sorry enough, obviously.

[She's a troll. She can't help it. She can't.]

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[keepinitsaucy]

Not enough to let you lick me, weirdo.

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[dignity_misery]

God, I bet you've never had a blowjob in your life.

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[keepinitsaucy]

[Trolling is successful!]

I... what?! That... is really none of your business.

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[dignity_misery]

[But... she'd really do it 8( Two of her favorite things: sex and sweets.]

It wasn't a question.

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[keepinitsaucy]

[He is so tempted but there is something in his brain that is just like, "Andy, Andy no. This isn't really happening you idiot, a hot girl is not offering to pop your blowjob cherry."]

Um. That's... cool.

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[dignity_misery]

[It is true, sir! It just turns out the hot lady has been known to kill and eat people when she's stressed... Run run run.]

That's a half-hearted defense.

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[keepinitsaucy]

[Andy kind of likes his dick and the rest of his bits right where they are. He's rather fond of them. ):]

Well it was a dumb observation.

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[dignity_misery]

The obvious ones have that tendency.

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[keepinitsaucy]

As I'm starting to notice.

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[dignity_misery]

Are we done with the feeble protests to your sexual prowess now?

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[keepinitsaucy]

[He looks so defeated.]

...Yeah.

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[dignity_misery]

[Just the way she likes them.]

How long have you been in the city?

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[keepinitsaucy]

Only a few days now.

I'm Andy. Nice to meet you..?

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[dignity_misery]

I'm Carla, and I'm going down to the square to actually get some ice cream [You tease B|] if you're not busy clutching your pearls.

[That was... innuendo, oops.]

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[keepinitsaucy]

[Right over Andy's head, it's okay.]

Alright, well. Have fun getting your ice cream.