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[keepinitsaucy]

[Andy doesn't seem to notice that he's being recorded. He's too busy licking his arm with a mixture of confusion and pure bliss in the look on his face.]

Man, I haven't tasted this since I was a kid. Salted caramel ice cream, mmmmm...

[Mid-lick, he notices the recording light on the device is on and he looks like a deer caught on in the headlights. Crap.]

This isn't anything weird, I swear! ...I taste like ice cream!

[He snatches for the device, fumbles with it as the feed goes rocky before it cuts out completely, having been dropped on the ground.]

Comments

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[anunluckypenny]

Don't worry about it, seriously. These things turn themselves on at the worst times, so we've all been there.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Uhh... It'd be kinda cool if they didn't turn on when I'm licking myself like a complete weirdo.

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[anunluckypenny]

You're not wrong, but these devices're jerks like that. I try to remember to put mine in a drawer or under my pillow if something embarrassing's going on.

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[keepinitsaucy]

I'm going to have to start doing that, too. Really hoping that this isn't a repeat occurrence, but I don't want to take that chance.

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[anunluckypenny]

There're a lot of repeats around here, but really, don't worry. Almost everyone's good about forgetting the embarrassing things that happen during curses.

And if it makes you feel any better, I was basically licking my hand all day that one time I tasted like strawberry ice cream.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Aha, strawberry... I could see that. At least we both got good flavours?

I guess people would rather forget. I'm pretty okay with that.

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[anunluckypenny]

I wasn't complaining, and there're worse things than tasting amazing.

It's about the only way to cope around here sometimes... forgetting, I mean.

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[keepinitsaucy]

Yeah. At least I don't have to talk in tweets.

Does it get that bad or just weird?

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[anunluckypenny]

That curse is funny for about two minutes. When you really have something to say, though? Not so funny.

[As hesitant as she is to scare him off, lying about what's going to happen eventually isn't quite right.]

Well... it kind of depends on the day. Some days it rains cake, other days your neighbor turns into a cannibal and tries to eat you.

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[keepinitsaucy]

[There are times when Andy is grateful that he can turn into a monster. At the hearing of this, now would be one of those times.]

At this point, that doesn't really surprise me, but I'm also going to hope I never, ever have to see that.

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[anunluckypenny]

I hope so, too.

[She'll mention zombies and some of the other less pleasant curses some other time. It's too much to dole out all at once.]