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[negativegate]

I just have one question for whoever's listening.

Wanna see how much I can increase your aerflow?

[ooc: Cursed to talk in pick-up lines. Terrible science-y or blastia ones, mostly...]

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[blackshadow]

[ Yes...! ]

Kinetic? That could get pretty hot in this weather...

[negativegate]

[Nothing scandalous...!]

That's not a bad thing. We'll generate so much friction, there'll be burns.

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[blackshadow]

[ Never!! ]

Burns? [ THAT IS THE WORST THING TO HAVE IN A PICKUP LINE. ]

[blackshadow]

[ But he still goes on... ] Then I'll pick up some things to help reduce some of that friction for us. It won't do us any good to get burned and have to stop before the tests are complete.

[negativegate]

[SHE'S NEW TO THIS]

Good idea. We can make sure everything's well-oiled first.

[blackshadow]

[ OR DOES SHE WANT THEM???? ]

Unless you like things hot enough to burn...

[negativegate]

[SHE SURE DOESN'T WANT BURNS!!!]

I can think of something smouldering that I like.

[blackshadow]

[ GOOD. O-oh, there's something burning now, too... ]

You want to tell me them? So I can get a few things to light your fire.

[negativegate]

[Something huh~]

You lit mine already. It's practically at my melting point now.

[blackshadow]

[ It's good this is all text... ]

And I haven't even started yet.

[negativegate]

[If they were in person, someone might've been jumped already...]

You're just that good of a catalyst.

[blackshadow]

[ It takes special kinds of people to get into these. ]

I wouldn't say I'm just a catalyst; you're not the only one burning up here...

[negativegate]

[Curses...]

So our chemicals are already reacting...

[blackshadow]

[ Yes, mostly those. ]

And I about ready to explode. Let's meet up and watch the full reaction.

[negativegate]

[Sob, yep.]

Sounds good to me. I want to make sure it completes.

[blackshadow]

[ orz!! O-oh, sappydere Rita smile, Tyr's only weakness-! If he could see it. ]

And I want be with you when it does. How about we meet in the basement lab to keep things cool so nothing bubbles over too soon?

[negativegate]

[Kya kyaa~ He can see it soon enough!]

Perfect. Do we need any extra materials for the experiment?

[blackshadow]

[ HE IS HEADING HOME. ]

That depends if you think just my equipment will be enough or if you want to test some new variables.

[negativegate]

[SO IS RITA]

Your equipment's always way more than serviceable. But it wouldn't hurt to add some new tools.

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[blackshadow]

[ FOR MORE AWFULNESS... ]

Unless you want it to.

[blackshadow]

—I mean... We can select some more tools for future experiments after we're finished with this reaction...

[negativegate]

[najksdn TYR WHAT WAS THAT...]

Uh... Th-that sounds like a good idea...

[blackshadow]

[ FINGERS SLIPPED. A LOT. ]

Right... So... Let me show you the techniques I was just working on. They'll knock you out.

[negativegate]

[A lot... But her typing skills recover pretty quickly.]

I hope that's not literal.

[Free from the curse for a moment?]

[blackshadow]

[ Yes. Back on track. ]

Of course not. I'm not that careless; I'm just going to show you.