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[negativegate]

I just have one question for whoever's listening.

Wanna see how much I can increase your aerflow?

[ooc: Cursed to talk in pick-up lines. Terrible science-y or blastia ones, mostly...]

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[negativegate]

[Hee, that's right! Perfect moe~]

Oh, don't worry. I'm already melting from all that heat you're generating.

[blackshadow]

[ Completely perfect~♥ ]

If you bubble over, I'll have to be the one to clean you up, you know.

[negativegate]

[Yes~♥]

You know, I'm like sodium. When I get wet, the reaction's explosive.

[blackshadow]

[ ...Rita you nerd. ]

You don't need to tell me that; I'd rather watch the reaction first hand.

[negativegate]

[She likes her periodic table~ B)]

Better watch out. You might just get caught up in it.

[blackshadow]

[ Is there one hanging above the bed? ]

I completely intend to.

[negativegate]

[Pinned to the wall!]

[They go into the lab, and Rita shuts the door behind them.]

You have your stirring rod ready? Because I have my beaker waiting.

[blackshadow]

[ And framed~? I totally forgot that wasn't an action tag for a second and was like WHOA. ]

[ And locked.

...But she makes Tyr snorts when she says that. ] Yeah, it's ready. Are you sure you don't need my burner first to get you warmed up?

[negativegate]

[Ahaha IT IS PRETTY TYPICAL OF THESE TWO...]

[Definitely locked.]

Oh, I'm already hot, so you need to cool me down.

[blackshadow]

[ IT IS... ]

[ Despite all this flirting, he's...not actually acting on any of it and he's just standing there awkwardly. With his staff just held in his hand. ]

Then get everything prepared so I can start the cooling for you.

[negativegate]

[PIN AND MAKE SLOPPY KISSES...]

[Somehow, Rita's the same...She's just posing with her hands on her hips and trying to make smouldering eyes at him.]

My reaction condition is already optimal.

[blackshadow]

[ FOR FIVE HOURS... ]

[ ...Since it's Rita, he actually...does think she looks kind of sexy, but he's not...actually in the mood... ]

Are you sure you want to continue the experiment under these circumstances?

[negativegate]

[MINIMUM]

[Why can't they seem to get in the mood to even kiss?!]

I'm not stopping now. I have too much inertia.

[blackshadow]

[ YEP. INERTIA. ]

[ Because no-one is making the move. ]

Then at this rate, I just have to keep looking at you, and...

[negativegate]

[THEY JUST CAN'T STOP]

[Rita can't seem to stop talking...]

And we'll be like opposite charges forming an ionic bond.

[blackshadow]

[ NOPE. NOTHING CAN MAKE THEM. ]

Then I'll be the negative force and you can take me right here...

[negativegate]

[THEY'RE FRICTIONLESS... :(]

Time to apply some directional vectors to you.

[blackshadow]

[ There will never be any heat generated ;~; ]

But I didn't buy any extra equipment.

[negativegate]

[None at all ;^;]

You'll just have to use the equipment you have on hand.

[blackshadow]

[ Sob... ]

[ ...And he takes her hand. ]

Then I'm recruiting you.

[negativegate]

[Worst day...]

[She blushes a bit and smiles.]

You already recruited my heart.

[blackshadow]

[ Yep... ]

[ Tyr likes this... ]

Then I'll always keep you by me- you're my commander-in-chief.

[negativegate]

[;^;]

[Now he's getting really cute...]

Actually, I think I'm the commander--of your heart.

[blackshadow]

[;~;]

[Mostly because of Rita.]

Ah, that's right. It's because you're leading it that I've never been crushed.

[negativegate]

[;o;]

[And he makes her feel pretty sappy, too...]

Then it'll always be at full strength.