the camera

[metaman]

[text]
This network device is interesting. It's like Facebook, except less confusing and with more respect for privacy.

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on a camera? I tried using the computer's video record function, but it didn't really work.

[embedded video]
[Have footage of Abed walking around the City streets, now dressed perfectly normally except for the open network device tied to his head. (How did he get footage of himself? Who knows.)

Something knocks him over and he falls, breaking the network device.]


[A second embedded video shows the computer's perspective, which is incredibly shaky and might make you queasy. Quality filmmaking it is not. The screen goes black (at last!) when the device breaks.]

Comments

voice;

[metaman]

Is it anything like Earth, though? You could argue that the urban environment, the technology, and the presence of humanoids makes it like Earth. But other planets could also have those things. Like Kapteyn 9. So you could also say that this place is like Kapteyn 9, in which case I highly doubt they have cameras.

voice;

[bythreadalone]

Have you tried finding an electronics store, though?

voice;

[metaman]

I got lost at the zoo.

voice;

[bythreadalone]

Reptile section or insects?

voice;

[metaman]

Unicorns. I was trying to impersonate Neil Patrick Harris, but I guess I'm not white enough. Or gay enough. Possibly both.

voice;

[bythreadalone]

You're kidding me. A unicorn sections?

voice;

[metaman]

Yep. It's pretty awesome. I always thought unicorns were for little girls, Neil Patrick Harris, and Stephen Colbert, but they're actually really badass if they don't like you.

voice;

[bythreadalone]

You called one cute, didn't you? Or tried to pet the horn.

voice;

[metaman]

Didn't get a chance. It took one look at me and charged like a goose.

voice;

[bythreadalone]

In a zoo?

You sure it wasn't a petting area?

voice;

[metaman]

Petting areas don't make you to climb over fences.

voice;

[bythreadalone]

Why did you -- did you seriously go into the in enclosure and expect not to get attacked?

voice;

[metaman]

...they're unicorns.

voice;

[bythreadalone]

With horns.