the camera

[metaman]

[text]
This network device is interesting. It's like Facebook, except less confusing and with more respect for privacy.

Does anyone know where I can get my hands on a camera? I tried using the computer's video record function, but it didn't really work.

[embedded video]
[Have footage of Abed walking around the City streets, now dressed perfectly normally except for the open network device tied to his head. (How did he get footage of himself? Who knows.)

Something knocks him over and he falls, breaking the network device.]


[A second embedded video shows the computer's perspective, which is incredibly shaky and might make you queasy. Quality filmmaking it is not. The screen goes black (at last!) when the device breaks.]

Comments

[metaman]

Please. The Blair Witch Project only worked because it had never been done before. It's like The Sixth Sense -- now everybody sees dead people.

I'm fine. Documentary filmmaking is not for the faint of heart or the thin of skin. Literally and metaphorically.

[lovesthecape]

I love the Sixth Sense, I've watched to so many times! I do the best impressions from it.

Do you make films?

[metaman]

Wanna play a game? It's a mind-reading game. Here's how it works. I read your mind. If what I say is right, you take one step towards the chair. If what I say is wrong, you take one step back... towards the doorway. If you reach the chair, you sit down. If you reach the door, you can go. Wanna play?

[Sorry, at the mention of impressions, Abed got derailed with the urge to re-enact.]