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[doeswhathewants]

[Serrure's Starkphone is balanced on the ledge of a building, filming him in profile as he leans over that ledge, elbows on the concrete top. Lemons are piled near waist high next to him. One is in his hand.] When life gives you lemons-

[He turns to the camera and grins, then chucks the lemon in his hand down at some unsuspecting person below.]-toss them off of a very tall building at people.

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[doeswhathewants]

Not even if you asked nicely.

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[worldofourown]

[ He wasn't planning on asking. ]

At least you agree that your blood is magical.

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[doeswhathewants]

I agree that you think it is. But as we both know, your thoughts and perceptions are... skewed.

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[worldofourown]

Not in this instance.

[ Idly. Almost to himself: ]

Who were your parents, I wonder...?

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[doeswhathewants]

The Queen of France and a Gypsy Prince, of course.

In all instances.

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[worldofourown]

Of course.

...Whatever helps you sleep better at night, little man.

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[doeswhathewants]

I sleep the sleep of the truly innocent.

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[worldofourown]

I know.

[ A rather unhealthy gleam in his eyes. ]

Fetchingly innocent.

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[doeswhathewants]

Are you ever not trying to be a creepster?

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[worldofourown]

Is that a trick question~?

[ It's his default mode. Alas. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

No?

Perhaps you should refine your etiquette. Take a few classes.

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[worldofourown]

Says the boy dropping lemons from a rooftop.

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[doeswhathewants]

That is how you know you are in dire need of said lessons.

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[worldofourown]

Pft.

When you graduate to higher levels of fun, we'll talk of lessons.

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[doeswhathewants]

What, like perving on children? No, thank you.

[HAHA his old self and Karl probably would have gotten along.]

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[worldofourown]

[ They would have. Eerily well. He even has a 'complicated' relationship going on with a Favorite Blonde Big Brother. ]

There's other types of fun.

[ Immolation. Flaying. Disembowelment. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

Anything that does not involve rape, murder or general assault?

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[worldofourown]

No.

[ Hee. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

You are kind of boring, you know? Repetitive.

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[worldofourown]

I'll survive.

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[doeswhathewants]

In an unevolving state. Surely you must have some mundane hobby?

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[worldofourown]

The usual.

Wreaking havoc. Burning. Pillaging. Drinking the blood of babies and virgins.

[ Is he sarcastic or serious? Hard to tell. ]

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[doeswhathewants]

What about video games? Or ... checkers? Or 4chan?

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[worldofourown]

Why so many questions?

You want me to come over and play with you?

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[doeswhathewants]

No, no no. I am perfectly entertained.