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[doeswhathewants]

[Serrure's Starkphone is balanced on the ledge of a building, filming him in profile as he leans over that ledge, elbows on the concrete top. Lemons are piled near waist high next to him. One is in his hand.] When life gives you lemons-

[He turns to the camera and grins, then chucks the lemon in his hand down at some unsuspecting person below.]-toss them off of a very tall building at people.

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[sixwinged]

Haha, well-- just how it is, right?

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[doeswhathewants]

Thus, when life gives one lemons, one ought to toss them at people from a tall building.

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[sixwinged]

Make sure to stock up on lemons to throw behind or above you, in case you get someone really angry.

Maybe a force field.

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[doeswhathewants]

I... do not have a force field. Lemons will have to do.

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[sixwinged]

If that's all you have, guess there's no choice.