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[Video opens to Serrure standing in front of a large table filled with colored glass bottles filled with a mysterious liquid. He's grinning, arms spread, decked out in green and gold- a vest, button shirt and slacks- a pair of ostentatious cowboy boots. Is he cursed? Maybe. But probably not.]

Step right up, folks, step right up. Ladies, have you a few pounds in need of shedding? Headaches? Back aches? Need more energy? Then Serrure's Magic Health Potion is for you. Relieves all that ails you. Need a healthy flush? Color in your cheeks? Fuller lips? Fuller hips? One bottle of this will solve those problems.

Gentlemen, strong and silent gentlemen, is your vision blurring? Trigger finger slow? Need more health, wealth and lasting power with the ladies? A bottle of this will set you up and make all those small problems go away.

Illnesses cured, pep put into one's step. All you need in one bottle for one modest price.

No refunds.

[ooc: Oh, you'll feel good after drinking it since the main ingredient is pure grain alcohol with lots of flavoring. There might be a bit of accidental magic in a few of them, too. Probably something awful will happen if you drink those.]

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If I fill them with an anti-clotting enzyme and cut off your head, will you be able to regenerate?

Allow me to grievously inform you:

Yes.

[ They've tried everything on these bastards. ]

Mm. Pity.

Though, I am not entirely worried.

[And he's just going to smile because there are a few people who seem to hold you in disfavor, Karl.]

That's fine.

I prefer them complacent.

[ He makes enemies as naturally as a soap makes suds. But here - as at home - it's not his enemies that concern him. ]

I thought you preferred them kicking and screaming?

That's for after I get my hands on them.

Did you eat paint chips as a child? Dropped on your head?

You want to be dropped on yours?

You already bit me, I should think that's enough.

Speak for yourself.

I'm in a creative mood.

Then go and create.

Let your shadow never fall on my doorstep again. As the saying goes.

I certainly shall.

[ Snort. ]

Your doorstep is Repunzel's, too. And I do plan to visit often.

What are your designs on her?

And you are only allowed to come over if you behave. I am sure she will even agree to this.

Nothing sinister.

[ Much. ]

I always behave.

[ He's bitten Repunzel before. Her response was to smilingly chide him to ask next time. ]

[He woud Not Be Amused to know that.]

You always behave poorly.

Such presumptions.

[ He can be ever-so-polite. When he wants. ]

Presumptions? I go from experience. You threatened to rip my tongue out and put my insides on the outside.

Inviting me to put word to deed?

No.

Telling you that it will not be allowed gain.

Allowed. Heh.

[ Like the boy has a choice in the matter. ]

Good luck with the sales.

Luck has little to do with it.

I mean what I say.

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