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poly_chromatic2012-06-24 06:59 pm
doeswhathewants) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-06-24 06:59 pm
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[Video opens to Serrure standing in front of a large table filled with colored glass bottles filled with a mysterious liquid. He's grinning, arms spread, decked out in green and gold- a vest, button shirt and slacks- a pair of ostentatious cowboy boots. Is he cursed? Maybe. But probably not.]
Step right up, folks, step right up. Ladies, have you a few pounds in need of shedding? Headaches? Back aches? Need more energy? Then Serrure's Magic Health Potion is for you. Relieves all that ails you. Need a healthy flush? Color in your cheeks? Fuller lips? Fuller hips? One bottle of this will solve those problems.
Gentlemen, strong and silent gentlemen, is your vision blurring? Trigger finger slow? Need more health, wealth and lasting power with the ladies? A bottle of this will set you up and make all those small problems go away.
Illnesses cured, pep put into one's step. All you need in one bottle for one modest price.
No refunds.
[ooc: Oh, you'll feel good after drinking it since the main ingredient is pure grain alcohol with lots of flavoring. There might be a bit of accidental magic in a few of them, too. Probably something awful will happen if you drink those.]
Step right up, folks, step right up. Ladies, have you a few pounds in need of shedding? Headaches? Back aches? Need more energy? Then Serrure's Magic Health Potion is for you. Relieves all that ails you. Need a healthy flush? Color in your cheeks? Fuller lips? Fuller hips? One bottle of this will solve those problems.
Gentlemen, strong and silent gentlemen, is your vision blurring? Trigger finger slow? Need more health, wealth and lasting power with the ladies? A bottle of this will set you up and make all those small problems go away.
Illnesses cured, pep put into one's step. All you need in one bottle for one modest price.
No refunds.
[ooc: Oh, you'll feel good after drinking it since the main ingredient is pure grain alcohol with lots of flavoring. There might be a bit of accidental magic in a few of them, too. Probably something awful will happen if you drink those.]
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Telling you that it will not be allowed gain.
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[ Like the boy has a choice in the matter. ]
Good luck with the sales.
Private
I mean what I say.