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[killerthighs]

Clint, you need to get your shower fixed.

Because I'm covered in glitter. Oh and my clothes are covered in bows.

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[worldofourown]

You make it sound so dreadful.

[killerthighs]

It's really not my thing.

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[worldofourown]

You could be covered in snails and slime, instead.

[doeswhathewants]

[Silently judging you.]

[killerthighs]

[doeswhathewants]

You ought to keep proclivities such as those off the network.

There are children present.

[punchedhitler]

Did you let Tony fix the shower?

[killerthighs]

I wouldn't let Stark anywhere near one of my broken appliances unless my life depended on it.

And even then I would merely consider it.

[punchedhitler]

Oh.

[Steve did. Tony fixed his French Press coffee maker and made it...speak French.

And then Bucky shot it]

[intheblanks]

Last night must have been a party.

[killerthighs]

Clint couldn't sneak past me if he wanted to, let alone have a house party while I was asleep.

[fuckingbaretta]

Bows? That's a new one.

[killerthighs]

Then lucky me that I was chosen for them. I'd heard about the curses, but I didn't think they'd be like this.

[godofabs]

At least it was not your bathtub?

[killerthighs]

It's surely his mess to clean up.

[asofwar]

This makes two of us.

[killerthighs]

Did it get you in the shower too?

video;

[yourbestguysgun]

So I'm taking it y'don't like the look?

video;

[killerthighs]

Russians and glitter don't really mix.

Unless you're a stripper.

[alwaysangered]

Which is worse, the bows or the glitter?

[killerthighs]

The glitter. The bows I can at least take off. I'm still cleaning glitter from my skin.

[ Video ]

[bettercallit]

Hey, don't look at me, the only bow I've got could take out someone's eye, and I'd never leave her lying around. [ There's a thoughtful pause, a shrug. ] Can probably explain the glitter.

[ Video ]

[killerthighs]

Don't turn me into a craft project, Clint.

[debrief]

Glitter and bows? [ He only sounds a little amused. ]

[killerthighs]

And I thought Loki and the Chitauri were things we were never trained for. This pretty much takes the cake.