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[killerthighs]

Clint, you need to get your shower fixed.

Because I'm covered in glitter. Oh and my clothes are covered in bows.

Comments

Private

[worldofourown]

You make it sound so dreadful.

[killerthighs]

It's really not my thing.

Private

[worldofourown]

You could be covered in snails and slime, instead.

[doeswhathewants]

[Silently judging you.]

[killerthighs]

I've been covered in worse.

[killerthighs]

Private

[worldofourown]

Blood?

[SOB. Don't get him going, Natasha!]

[doeswhathewants]

You ought to keep proclivities such as those off the network.

There are children present.

[killerthighs]

On occasion.

[NO THIS IS TOO MUCH FUN]

[killerthighs]

Nothing happened except a shower full of glitter.

[worldofourown]

Do elaborate~

[>D]

[doeswhathewants]

I sympathize. Glitter, they say, is the herpes of craft supplies. Once it gets somewhere, one never gets it all gone. Chafing.

[killerthighs]

[She pauses.]

No, it's too graphic.

[worldofourown]

That's the point of elaborating.

[killerthighs]

[She's pretty sure some of it is still in her throat.]

I wouldn't know. I never played with glitter when I was a little girl.

[killerthighs]

[A sigh.]

Alot of people died.

[doeswhathewants]

It's a meme. They do have memes in your world, yes?

Ah, too busy in Russian super soldier spy camp? [He's just being sarcastic. But also looking for reactions.]

[worldofourown]

Tragic.

[At least it would be. If he'd wipe the smirk off his face.]

A natural disaster? A killing-spree?

[punchedhitler]

Did you let Tony fix the shower?

[killerthighs]

I wouldn't let Stark anywhere near one of my broken appliances unless my life depended on it.

And even then I would merely consider it.

[killerthighs]

Yes.

[Let it slide, Nat. Let it slide.]

[punchedhitler]

Oh.

[Steve did. Tony fixed his French Press coffee maker and made it...speak French.

And then Bucky shot it]

[killerthighs]

A killing spree. Eastern Europe isn't the nicest place.

Private

[worldofourown]

Stay long enough and you'll realize - no place is.

...Was it an amusing spree, at least?

[killerthighs]

I didn't think Tony fixed things, though, unless they were his suit.