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[diastereomer]

[ Observing the network today is a lesson in every day of Yusuf's life sympathy? Compassion? Something of the sort. ]

I see the network has decided to appreciate the smarter of the two most common household companions. [ And for your viewing pleasure, you can have a shot of Pancake, who is going to town on a nearly empty jar of peanut butter and looking particularly ridiculous while doing so. ] I applaud you all.

[ Not so much "filtered" as loosely addressed to those of you who live in the house of dream criminals- I mean, the house. ]

Who ever has shopping duties this week should be aware that we have no more peanut butter.

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[wouldnotkindly]

[Awww.]

I don't know, I think dogs are pretty smart too. [Er.] Usually.

[diastereomer]

[ Directing the video to the floor where Pancake has... decided to jazzercise??? ]



Usually would seem the key word here.

[wouldnotkindly]

[Awwwww.]

They make up for it in cuteness, though. [Uh.] And loyalty, I guess.

[diastereomer]

[ Yusuf: master at getting unintended reactions... ]

I suppose so, considering his owner I can imagine he was adopted for his levity. [ Because no one can deny Pancake's cuteness, not even Yusuf. ] He seems most loyal to whomever holds his food scoop.

[wouldnotkindly]

[Really, it's either that or Jack is the master of giving unintended reactions.

Anyway, Jack laughs.] Well, he is an animal. [And then a beat.] Who owns him?

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[hexuality]

[Yeah, she's got an armful of cream-coloured cat. There's also a tawny owl in the background eyeing the pair with something of a mournful air.]

Appreciate, yeah. But I think my owl's getting jealous.

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[diastereomer]

[ Aww what a cute kitty c: Too bad Rhada is no where to be found- not that the network really needs to be inundated with more pictures of Yusuf's cat... ]

Does your owl make a habit of watching the network posts?

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[hexuality]

[She pauses, then glances over her shoulder; another pause, then back to Yusef, looking sheepish.]

Not that I'd noticed. Today might be an exception.

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[diastereomer]

Perhaps an.. owl treat [ His tone conveys his question of is there such a thing? ] if you start feeling particularly guilty?

action; BECAUSE WE OBVS NEED MORE THREADS

[boutant]

[ Waffle is perched on her shoulder, Biscuit nowhere to be found -- last Ariadne saw him, he was sitting in Arthur's arms and looking rather unhappy about it. ]

I vote Eames, since apparently Tony's decided to vanish -- which means work is going to be a little crazier than usual -- and Arthur has his arms full of cats.

action; /ATTEMPTS TO KEEP IT... PG......

[diastereomer]

[ Same with Rhada, though not in Arthur's arms because woah two cats too many in one point man's possession- she's just nowhere to be found. As if she knew today was a good day to hide in someone's closet lest snuggles be inflicted upon her... ]

On second thought perhaps I should do it, since Eames decided to [ What do you call a shouting match with another man in a bread aisle?? ] declare handbags at dawn with that other guy.

[ Pancake is still wiggling on the floor, happily staring up at them despite neither of them paying him all that much attention and his owner off somewhere attending to ginger kittens. ] Do you suppose he's incapable of jealousy or just hyped up from the peanut butter?

action; HAHAHAHA

[boutant]

Declare handbags? [ You people are so weird. On her shoulder, Waffle chirps once before squawking "lemon!", as if to help prove her point. ]

Pancake? Probably just hyped up. Or waiting for one of us to rub his belly. [ Pause. ] Then again, he's also really easily distracted.

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[diastereomer]

[ A small grin at her tone. ] Well we should be hoping its not more than that- he doesn't take well to house arrest.

[ The force of gravity on Pancake's face is causing the whites of his eyes and the tips of his teeth to show- upside down corgi is somehow more amusing than right-side up corgi... ] Easily entertained too...

Did you say Tony's gone?

[signatures]

If this dog goes into cardiac arrest, I'm telling Arthur it's your fault.

[diastereomer]

Is the straw held responsible for the camel's broken back?

[signatures]

Yes, obviously, otherwise the back wouldn't be broken.

[diastereomer]

And everything leading up to that is what, insignificant?

[synanthrope]

Is that good for dogs?

[diastereomer]

There is nothing particularly harmful in it. I suppose an argument could be made about the calories, but he's really only licking the proverbial mixing spoon.

[synanthrope]

I suppose I wouldn't know.

I don't really care for dogs.

[diastereomer]

You seem to get along well enough with cats. [ Which is to say... Rhada. ]

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[dropkick]

Why'd you let him eat the peanut butter?!

[ in the background: an unhappy ROWWRRRLLLLL and Arthur cursing and well that's just par for the course today... ]

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[diastereomer]

He has convincingly sad eyes.

[ Uh... ]

What... was that noise?

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[dropkick]

They're always like that!

[ HUFF. Then MILDLY: ]

A very small child. [ Pause. ] What do you think it was?

[ All the scratches 8[ he went out in nice clothes came back and changed them for casual but casual means t-shirts and t-shirts mean THE ARMS....they are fairest game... ]

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[diastereomer]

The jar was empty, it felt wasteful to not let him have it.

[ Con...fus...ion... ]

I feel like we should have had a sit down before you obtained a small child. [ Because suddenly they are the polyamorous mind criminals?!? ] Also, it sounds broken.