P.I. Hᴀʀʀʏ Lᴏᴄᴋʜᴀʀᴛ (
captainfuckingmagic) wrote in
poly_chromatic2012-01-27 09:25 pm
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second 8% chance | video.
So it's way more crowded here than normal, right? It's like somebody squeezed the City together and all the spread out parts condensed themselves up. Does it stay like this? Because this is dumb.
[ooc: pile on the facetwins, action, video, whathaveyou. everything's good.]
[ooc: pile on the facetwins, action, video, whathaveyou. everything's good.]

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH MY HAND HURTS FROM BEATING IT INTO THE DESK BY ACCIDENT IN SHEER JOY
Perry! How long have you been here? I mean, I dunno how much I really need to explain; it's a big city full of weird people and weird shit, and you being here is some of the weird shit and sometimes people come home but usually they... don't. Or something. Do you wanna get some pizza? There's a waitress who thinks I'm somebody else who looks like me and gives me pizzas for half price.
ALDKFJAD I DID NOT MEAN TO INJURE YOU
[ everything is awful. ]
I'm standing to a fountain with a bunch of other dumbfucks who look as lost as I am. Come get me.
NO IT WAS OKAY I AM FINE sorry I took so long yeesh
[A little while later...]
Perry! Hey man! Yeah, so did you get any further than 'city with weird shit'?
THANK GOODNESS lol no i took longer so no worries.
No. Explain.
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Seriously, it's a freaky city with weird shit and a whole bunch of people you may or may not have heard of and there is a guy here with my face and he is definitely not me, and there's some people who run things but they're gods and you can't talk to them without trading your favourite things to them or something, and you found the fountain already, and I got a job as a PI here too! which is fun. Everybody seems stuck but it doesn't seem that bad aside from the whole being stuck part.