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[captainfuckingmagic]

So it's way more crowded here than normal, right? It's like somebody squeezed the City together and all the spread out parts condensed themselves up. Does it stay like this? Because this is dumb.

[ooc: pile on the facetwins, action, video, whathaveyou. everything's good.]

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[peaceonearth]

Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

[Have a hot blonde giving you a very good, very practiced 'are you a moron' look]

I don't even live in this hellhole and I figured that out.

[usually_subtext]

I should hope not. [Big sigh. Home may be dismal right now but at least it's home]

[whatarewestealing]

The horses are staring at me.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[He levies a 'gee thanks fu' look back at her.]

Benefit of a new opinion.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[Big sigh means maybe not alright?] You okay there? I don't know if you're new or like, new-new, but I don't think you'll be here long if you're new-new, so hopefully that's it.

[captainfuckingmagic]

...

Well leave them alone. Get out of the zoo. What the hell are you doing there?

[charring]

It should be less crowded by the end of the weekend. God, please let that be the truth.

[peaceonearth]

[And that look just makes her giggle which might be strangely disconcerting.]

So what's there to do for fun around here, Boy Genius.

[whatarewestealing]

Not those horses.

Who wants to go near the real ones.

[usually_subtext]

Of course. I'm fine. I stepped out of my flat to find myself in an entire differently city. Why wouldn't I be?

That does come as a relief though. Pardon me, John Watson.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[...yes it is disconcerting.]

... No, there's a guy who looks like me who is a genius, if you actually want one. Because I'm not. For fun? I like to... [He barely has friends. He knows Tony, and he knows Charlie but he hasn't talked to her since the gala... Shit.] You wanna go to the beach? I haven't been yet anyway.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Wow, man. Damn, that sucks. Wait, why wouldn't you be 'fine'? Why would you be fine?

Harry Lockhart.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[You've totally lost him.]

Then what the fuck horses are you talking about if you're not talking about real horses?

[captainfuckingmagic]

Oh thank god. I mean, they seem nice, but damn. The subway or whatever it's called is so goddamn crowded I nearly missed a meeting where someone was supposed to point out this guy she wants me to follow.

How have you been?

[charring]

Busy. Stressed. I really dislike crowds so...

How about yourself?

[peaceonearth]

Hell yes I want to go to the beach and geniuses are fucking annoying. They think they know better than me. [Sam's enough of a 'genius' for her and he's a pain in her ass to steer down the 'right' path.]

Why don't they put that shit on the brochure?

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[fuckingthrillme]

Harry, what the fuck is going on here?

[ DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW PISSED HE IS THAT HE HAS TO ASK YOU FOR AN EXPLANATION HARRY. ]

[usually_subtext]

Is that sort of thing usually conducive to 'fine' in your world?

[Yes. His 'fine' has everything to do with that. Maybe he can convince someone who isn't Sherlock, Ms. H or Molly of that.]

Pleasure to meet you normally I'm sure.

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH MY HAND HURTS FROM BEATING IT INTO THE DESK BY ACCIDENT IN SHEER JOY

[captainfuckingmagic]

[...]

Perry! How long have you been here? I mean, I dunno how much I really need to explain; it's a big city full of weird people and weird shit, and you being here is some of the weird shit and sometimes people come home but usually they... don't. Or something. Do you wanna get some pizza? There's a waitress who thinks I'm somebody else who looks like me and gives me pizzas for half price.

ALDKFJAD I DID NOT MEAN TO INJURE YOU

[fuckingthrillme]

The fuck kind of explanation is that? Weird shit is not an answer, Harry.

[ everything is awful. ]

I'm standing to a fountain with a bunch of other dumbfucks who look as lost as I am. Come get me.

[captainfuckingmagic]

I know right? To all of that. C'mon, let's get going. And I have no idea. Do you know there's not even good signs to the Welcome Center? How the fuck's anyone supposed to find the thing if there's no signs?

[captainfuckingmagic]

What? I asked if you were fine, and you said yes. You walked out your own front door into another world and that's 'fine' for you? Do have some sort of weird same-language-barrier?

Oh, yeah. You wanna get a drink?

[peaceonearth]

So it's a City full of dumbasses? Figures. They do have both Winchesters.

[New favorite person here? Possibly.]

[whatarewestealing]

The creepy wooden ones on the carousel.

[usually_subtext]

It's...complicated.

Yes. God yes.