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[captainfuckingmagic]

So it's way more crowded here than normal, right? It's like somebody squeezed the City together and all the spread out parts condensed themselves up. Does it stay like this? Because this is dumb.

[ooc: pile on the facetwins, action, video, whathaveyou. everything's good.]

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[peaceonearth]

Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.

[Have a hot blonde giving you a very good, very practiced 'are you a moron' look]

I don't even live in this hellhole and I figured that out.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[He levies a 'gee thanks fu' look back at her.]

Benefit of a new opinion.

[peaceonearth]

[And that look just makes her giggle which might be strangely disconcerting.]

So what's there to do for fun around here, Boy Genius.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[...yes it is disconcerting.]

... No, there's a guy who looks like me who is a genius, if you actually want one. Because I'm not. For fun? I like to... [He barely has friends. He knows Tony, and he knows Charlie but he hasn't talked to her since the gala... Shit.] You wanna go to the beach? I haven't been yet anyway.

[peaceonearth]

Hell yes I want to go to the beach and geniuses are fucking annoying. They think they know better than me. [Sam's enough of a 'genius' for her and he's a pain in her ass to steer down the 'right' path.]

Why don't they put that shit on the brochure?

[captainfuckingmagic]

I know right? To all of that. C'mon, let's get going. And I have no idea. Do you know there's not even good signs to the Welcome Center? How the fuck's anyone supposed to find the thing if there's no signs?

[peaceonearth]

So it's a City full of dumbasses? Figures. They do have both Winchesters.

[New favorite person here? Possibly.]

[captainfuckingmagic]

...I'm not really equipped to judge that specifically but if we're talking attitude not brains then there's at least a whole big section of the City pie for them, yeah. Isn't that a kind of... Parka or a gun or something?

[peaceonearth]

Swear to fuck it's both. The Winchesters are deeply handicapped.

Rifle. "The Gun that Won the West" [With finger quotes too.] His widow went batshit built a mansion for ghosts. Dumb bitch place isn't even haunted. She just needed to be deeply medicated and had too much damn money.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[That was a lot more history than he was expecting, particularly considering he thought it might have been a parka.] You sound disappointed. Most people tend to be happier when their big houses aren't full of shit they can't see.

They just make me laugh

[peaceonearth]

[When you've been around since The Plague you pick up some history. She winks at him and grins.] Trust me, Sherlock, I am not most people.

They do oddly get along. idk why

[captainfuckingmagic]

[He grins, lights up.] You know, I think I'm getting to see that. You are very much not most people. What was your name again?

Me either. He doesn't mind that she's vile?

[peaceonearth]

[Oh she does love a boy with a grin like that.]

One of a friggin' kind. Ruby.

[And she doesn't ask his. She doesn't care. She's named him and he'll keep the name. She'll just assume he'll answer to it.]

i don't think he's noticed? she seems fine to him.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Ruby. So what do you do Ruby?

[He'll sort of answer to anything if you yell it loud enough.]

She likes Harry

[peaceonearth]

[He gets a 'cat ate the canary' smile out of her.]

I'm a friggin' amazing life coach. I make people suck up their shit and grow a damn spine and actually reach their potential.

\o/

[captainfuckingmagic]

[Boy, some people really like their jobs.]

That sounds like a lot of anatomy, actually. You seem to enjoy it though; I don't think I know that many people who like making other people better.

[peaceonearth]

[She's rather lay in bed, eat chocolate and watch black and white movies but someone has to turn Sammy into a boy king.]

Without people like me, everything goes to Hell.

[And her words amuse the crap out of her because...well, it's literally true.]