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[captainfuckingmagic]

So it's way more crowded here than normal, right? It's like somebody squeezed the City together and all the spread out parts condensed themselves up. Does it stay like this? Because this is dumb.

[ooc: pile on the facetwins, action, video, whathaveyou. everything's good.]

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NO IT WAS OKAY I AM FINE sorry I took so long yeesh

[captainfuckingmagic]

Hey, slick, you look around and see what you can work out while I get there, okay? I'm not too far away.

[A little while later...]

Perry! Hey man! Yeah, so did you get any further than 'city with weird shit'?

THANK GOODNESS lol no i took longer so no worries.

[fuckingthrillme]

[ perry's expression is literally just 8| forever. this place is awful and he wants out. ]

No. Explain.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[Aww, Perry, but he's so happy to see you.]

Seriously, it's a freaky city with weird shit and a whole bunch of people you may or may not have heard of and there is a guy here with my face and he is definitely not me, and there's some people who run things but they're gods and you can't talk to them without trading your favourite things to them or something, and you found the fountain already, and I got a job as a PI here too! which is fun. Everybody seems stuck but it doesn't seem that bad aside from the whole being stuck part.