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[candothat]

I have been lucky escaping curses this month. The curse where people were trying to eat other people--

[He trails off as a more distant voice becomes far louder. The tone, however, clearly indicates whining.]

Peter, please, I am recording.

[Peter's indistinct complaints fade to an irate murmur.]

That was a curse I did not care for. But in better news, I have found Peter. Howl, Sophie, Tessa? I am bringing him to the house; it seemed cruel to leave him on his own. He may not agree, but he's not good at taking care of himself.

[There's a protest from Peter. Chekov shushes him.]

Also, Tessa? We need to talk, I think.

Comments

action/voice; YES

[candothat]

Of course you can.

[That was less than sincere.]

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Fuck you. I've been the Master of Fucking Darkness for longer than you've been alive.


...meaning you're a baby. Not that I'm old.

action/voice;

[candothat]

[Peter gets a glare for calling him a baby.]

How long someone has been alive has no bearing on maturity.

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

[It's just what you deserve. Baby.]

The point is, I survived just fine without your Soviet nannying!

action/voice;

[candothat]

By hiding? Is that how you typically survive?

Also, federate nannying, please. I was much too late for Soviet Russia.

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Fuck you.

[he stomps off to get a drink and then shouts]

WHERE'S MY MIDORI?

action/voice;

[candothat]

[Charming. Absolutely charming. Chekov doesn't bother shouting back.]

Where did you put it? Did you drink it all?

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

[Peter honestly doesn't remember. But he's in a bad mood now, so everything's going to be Chekov's fault.]

Don't play innocent. This is all part of some "get Peter to quit drinking" plot, isn't it?

voice; you said to threadjack and here i am

[mrsnose]

Oh - are you one of those vampires, then?

voice; YAY!

[minigolfandsushi]

I am not a vampire.

[that was pissier than necessary]

voice; :)

[mrsnose]

I'm sorry, no need to shout.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

[grumble grumble reigning in temper]

How much do you know about vampires?

voice;

[mrsnose]

Not a lot, hence my question.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Here's what you need to know about vampires. No matter how pretty they are, no matter how nice they seem, they are heartless, blood-sucking monsters and that will never change. Don't ever, ever invite one into your home.

voice; (threadjacked by an 11 year old)

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You sound old.


[Sorry. She's a bit of a troll. Also, she doesn't like whiny adults.]

voice; his dignity. it is lost.

[minigolfandsushi]

You sound like an obnoxious little twerp.

voice; ...he had dignity?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You argue like a five year old.

voice; ...point

[minigolfandsushi]

Takes one to know one.

voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I'm not five. I'm eleven and I'm cooler than you, Master of Darkness.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

You know that if you have to say that you're cooler, you're not actually cool, right? Besides, you're fucking eleven. NOBODY is cool at eleven.

voice;

[candothat]

[What, someone's trolling Peter? Excellent.]

He is old--nearly forty, maybe.

voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Pavel. Don't encourage this. Not that she needs that much encouraging, but still.]

Forty? I was thinkin' older than that. He whines like a baby, though. And argues like one.

voice;

[candothat]

[Hey, someone needs to troll Peter. Mindy is performing a service to the community.]

Unfortunately, he is louder and drunker than most small children.

Re: voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

See a lot of drunk small kids, dude?

voice;

[candothat]

More than many people do. I have been a drunk small kid.