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[candothat]

I have been lucky escaping curses this month. The curse where people were trying to eat other people--

[He trails off as a more distant voice becomes far louder. The tone, however, clearly indicates whining.]

Peter, please, I am recording.

[Peter's indistinct complaints fade to an irate murmur.]

That was a curse I did not care for. But in better news, I have found Peter. Howl, Sophie, Tessa? I am bringing him to the house; it seemed cruel to leave him on his own. He may not agree, but he's not good at taking care of himself.

[There's a protest from Peter. Chekov shushes him.]

Also, Tessa? We need to talk, I think.

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voice;

[mrsnose]

Then explain the title. Master of -- Darkness.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

I kick the darkness' ass. The darkness? Is my bitch.

voice;

[mrsnose]

And do you do it by being rude?

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

I do it by being badass. The rude is just for my entertainment.

voice;

[mrsnose]

Right, well, you can be...bad...behinded, but there's young people in this house. Ladies, even. So you're going to mind the wording, at least.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Or what?

voice;

[mrsnose]

Or there'll be consequences, obviously.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Sounds intriguing.

voice;

[mrsnose]

I wouldn't test me, sir.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

You are not me. You're a lot curvier.

voice;

[mrsnose]

And less rude. [A beat.] With words.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

No one can be perfect.