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[candothat]

I have been lucky escaping curses this month. The curse where people were trying to eat other people--

[He trails off as a more distant voice becomes far louder. The tone, however, clearly indicates whining.]

Peter, please, I am recording.

[Peter's indistinct complaints fade to an irate murmur.]

That was a curse I did not care for. But in better news, I have found Peter. Howl, Sophie, Tessa? I am bringing him to the house; it seemed cruel to leave him on his own. He may not agree, but he's not good at taking care of himself.

[There's a protest from Peter. Chekov shushes him.]

Also, Tessa? We need to talk, I think.

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action/voice; threadjacking encouraged

[minigolfandsushi]

I can take care of myself JUST FINE!

action/voice; YES

[candothat]

Of course you can.

[That was less than sincere.]

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Fuck you. I've been the Master of Fucking Darkness for longer than you've been alive.


...meaning you're a baby. Not that I'm old.

action/voice;

[candothat]

[Peter gets a glare for calling him a baby.]

How long someone has been alive has no bearing on maturity.

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

[It's just what you deserve. Baby.]

The point is, I survived just fine without your Soviet nannying!

action/voice;

[candothat]

By hiding? Is that how you typically survive?

Also, federate nannying, please. I was much too late for Soviet Russia.

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Fuck you.

[he stomps off to get a drink and then shouts]

WHERE'S MY MIDORI?

action/voice;

[candothat]

[Charming. Absolutely charming. Chekov doesn't bother shouting back.]

Where did you put it? Did you drink it all?

[conesoldstober]

Fine with me of course.

... I'd make sure with Sophie first.

[duplify]

People trying to eat other people? That's the type of things these deities can do? [ spoken, it might sound mildly amusing (especially to her, for her own reasons), but the idea of some outside force having more influence on her than herself was...unnerving.]

[ Also, the girl talking might look a lot like this Tessa, though she shows no sign of even recognizing anything else he's said.]

video;

[mrsnose]

The house is big enough, I should think.

[mrsnose]

I am a very welcoming person, unlike others I know.

voice; you said to threadjack and here i am

[mrsnose]

Oh - are you one of those vampires, then?

[likeboudica]

I— yes. I will be at the library, and in my room later. [ So unsure. ]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Well, I'm jealous. I got bodyswapped already and I've only been here a week. [Scoffing as only a child can.] This is bullshit.

voice; (threadjacked by an 11 year old)

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You sound old.


[Sorry. She's a bit of a troll. Also, she doesn't like whiny adults.]

voice; YAY!

[minigolfandsushi]

I am not a vampire.

[that was pissier than necessary]

voice; :)

[mrsnose]

I'm sorry, no need to shout.

voice; his dignity. it is lost.

[minigolfandsushi]

You sound like an obnoxious little twerp.

voice; ...he had dignity?

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

You argue like a five year old.

voice; ...point

[minigolfandsushi]

Takes one to know one.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

[grumble grumble reigning in temper]

How much do you know about vampires?

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

[Peter honestly doesn't remember. But he's in a bad mood now, so everything's going to be Chekov's fault.]

Don't play innocent. This is all part of some "get Peter to quit drinking" plot, isn't it?

voice;

[mrsnose]

Not a lot, hence my question.

voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I'm not five. I'm eleven and I'm cooler than you, Master of Darkness.