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This is bullshit. This is such fucking bullshit. I don't need fucking oxygen, I need a fucking-

[He's interrupted by a nurse fussing. Doctor McCoy said-]

He's not my fucking - he's my roommate!

Jesus fucking Christ this is like the definition of a fucking bad day, after a year and a half in this shithole you would think I would be used to this crap but no-

[Sir-]

Well at the very least I could have a fucking cup of coffee right?

[There's silence for a minute.]

There are Russian prisons that aren't this bad! Even the fucking commies knew that man needed nicotine and coffee!

[Huff huff huff]

Shit, shit. Calm down.

I need a fucking cigarette.

[ooc: from the hospital, action for hospital people, voice otherwise!]

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[He drinks another bit of coffee before he goes to sliiiiide the mask on]

So when do you think I'll be out?

[AND MASK ON]

If you keep taking your mask off, over a week. If you submit to the treatment, it'll be sooner.

[ Pink managed to get a lot of it, and Bones is fretting like a motherhen. It's part of why he's so grumpy. ]

[Oh look he has a pen and paper]

Are you always this bossy?

[ Oh good. ]

Yes. Considering the death rate from smoke inhalation is over half in the time all this tech is from, especially so.

[His bitching knows no silence]

But I have such quality care.

You're a problem patient, Pink, which tends to mean your chances of dying go up because you'll decide you know what's best.

[ He is pretty sure Pink's sense of self preservation might be stronger than his desire to be an asshole. ... Maybe. ]

Fuck you.

[He holds that up with a look that says it in spades, then goes back to writing]

Dying of this shit is the last thing on my mind.

While you're on it thought can you up the security or something?

No exerting yourself, either.

[ :'D ]

But yeah, I can do that, considering the circumstances. [ Plus it might keep Pink in bed. ] Last thing we need is someone trying to burn the goddamn hospital down, too.

And feed the cat.

Also make sure that his bed stays in the same spot.

I'm not going to let the cat starve to death.

... What's so important about the bed being there?

He destroys shit if you move it.

[Also there's a payload of diamonds in the floorboard underneath it.]

Picky little bastard, isn't he?

[ He's tempted to move it just to see what happens, but he won't. Yet. ]

He keeps rats out of the kitchen he can be as picky as he fucking wants.

Or you could move to an apartment without rats.

There are no rats in my apartment, thanks to the cat.

[CIRCULAR LOGIC.]

Not that you're aware of, anyway.

Have you seen rats?

Most people don't see rats even if they do have them.

We don't have rats.

[ You two are so married. ]

If the cat starts leaving me presents, I'm going to give them to you.

You wouldn't insult my cat like that.

I don't need a rat head.

[A shrug]

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