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[pinkeffinprofessional]

This is bullshit. This is such fucking bullshit. I don't need fucking oxygen, I need a fucking-

[He's interrupted by a nurse fussing. Doctor McCoy said-]

He's not my fucking - he's my roommate!

Jesus fucking Christ this is like the definition of a fucking bad day, after a year and a half in this shithole you would think I would be used to this crap but no-

[Sir-]

Well at the very least I could have a fucking cup of coffee right?

[There's silence for a minute.]

There are Russian prisons that aren't this bad! Even the fucking commies knew that man needed nicotine and coffee!

[Huff huff huff]

Shit, shit. Calm down.

I need a fucking cigarette.

[ooc: from the hospital, action for hospital people, voice otherwise!]

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[intheblanks]

[Chase has heard most of this diatribe from half-way down the corridor. There are patients who need him more, but he pauses to push the door of Pink's room open.

If he looks halfway to sick himself, the man is unlikely to be in any position to notice.]

You're going to have problems drinking coffee if I have to tape that mask onto your face.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Mr. Pink has a very mature response.

He flips Chase the bird.]

They took my fucking cigarettes and you know what I get that, oxygen tanks and shit and smoke inhalation but I want a fucking cup of coffee.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

The gulags are far worse than any hospital here.

And we prefer tea.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The point's the fucking same.

[intheblanks]

I want you to stop yelling at the nurses, or you can get your oxygen on the sidewalk. Put the mask on.

[And then he'll see about having some coffee brought round. For now he folds his arms and waits.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

And our cigarettes are better.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He stares Chase down]

Tell McCoy to get his southern ass in here.

[YES HE'S PUTTING ON THE MASK. For exactly two minutes.]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah? You want to share?

[intheblanks]

[Good boy.]

If I see him, I'll tell him you want his ass.

[Chase also has very mature responses.]

Keep the noise down.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

I smoked my last pack when I arrived, sadly.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[And another bird, flipped.]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Way to fucking go.

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[colonelcrotchgrab]

It... warms the cockles of my heart... that we fucking commies have set the standard for terrible.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, that was practically the gold standard when I was a kid.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

If I ever managed to find another pack here, I'll let you know. I'm curious as to how you'd handle them.

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[colonelcrotchgrab]

Please. Go on.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What, are they laced with heroin?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What do you want to know?

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[majorcrotchgrab]

No. Just very strong compared to these cheap American ones.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I can deal.

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[colonelcrotchgrab]

What else have they told you about us Communists?

I would imagine your current situation has landed you with enough time to, hn, humor a stranger.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The usual. You want to take America down and cover it in red and destroy religion and society as we know it.

And you want to nuke us into oblivion, but hey. Red Scare's over, dude.

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[colonelcrotchgrab]

[How did you know.]

How dull.

...

Wait.

It ended?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The Berlin Wall fell and fucking David Hasselhoff performed on the rubble. If that isn't the death knell of Communism, I don't know what fucking is.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

We'll see.