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[pinkeffinprofessional]

This is bullshit. This is such fucking bullshit. I don't need fucking oxygen, I need a fucking-

[He's interrupted by a nurse fussing. Doctor McCoy said-]

He's not my fucking - he's my roommate!

Jesus fucking Christ this is like the definition of a fucking bad day, after a year and a half in this shithole you would think I would be used to this crap but no-

[Sir-]

Well at the very least I could have a fucking cup of coffee right?

[There's silence for a minute.]

There are Russian prisons that aren't this bad! Even the fucking commies knew that man needed nicotine and coffee!

[Huff huff huff]

Shit, shit. Calm down.

I need a fucking cigarette.

[ooc: from the hospital, action for hospital people, voice otherwise!]

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[Chase has heard most of this diatribe from half-way down the corridor. There are patients who need him more, but he pauses to push the door of Pink's room open.

If he looks halfway to sick himself, the man is unlikely to be in any position to notice.]

You're going to have problems drinking coffee if I have to tape that mask onto your face.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Mr. Pink has a very mature response.

He flips Chase the bird.]

They took my fucking cigarettes and you know what I get that, oxygen tanks and shit and smoke inhalation but I want a fucking cup of coffee.

[intheblanks]

I want you to stop yelling at the nurses, or you can get your oxygen on the sidewalk. Put the mask on.

[And then he'll see about having some coffee brought round. For now he folds his arms and waits.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[He stares Chase down]

Tell McCoy to get his southern ass in here.

[YES HE'S PUTTING ON THE MASK. For exactly two minutes.]

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[majorcrotchgrab]

The gulags are far worse than any hospital here.

And we prefer tea.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

The point's the fucking same.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

And our cigarettes are better.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah? You want to share?

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[colonelcrotchgrab]

It... warms the cockles of my heart... that we fucking commies have set the standard for terrible.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, that was practically the gold standard when I was a kid.

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[colonelcrotchgrab]

Please. Go on.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

What do you want to know?

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[mintjulep]

Right now I'm also your doctor and I will sedate you if you don't stop harassing the nurses.

[ But he is headed for Pink's room. ]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

All I want is a fucking cup of coffee!

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[mintjulep]

Give it a bit.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, what I really want is a fucking cigarette.

[PINK YOU HAVE SMOKE INHALATION]

(voice.)

[godofabs]

Do not resist, they will stab you with something that will cause you to lose conscience.

(voice.)

[orangetoughguy]

What?

(voice.)

[godofabs]

They are prisons with white walls and restraints if you do not comply.

(voice.)

[orangetoughguy]

These guys did that...to you?

(voice.)

[pinkeffinprofessional]

What the fuck kind of hospital were you in?

(voice.)

[godofabs]

One in New Mexico. (as if that explains everything.)

[orangetoughguy]

You ain't gonna get it.

[He knows. Also slowly getting around to you know, telling Pink thanks.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

The nurses hate me.

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[orangetoughguy]

I got news for you, you ain't that special, they hate everybody.