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[diastereomer]

[ As it turns out, Yusuf has never shopped for a fire extinguisher. He has never needed one (let alone multiple...) before the City, but the household is out of extinguishers after the... last incident, and he's not going to be responsible for another residence burning down.

Hence, the question: ]

Where does one purchase a fire extinguisher?

Comments

[boutant]

[ Guess who was within earshot.

Guess who's laughing right now. ]

[diastereomer]

[ Crying. Ariadne u so mean. ]

This is a very serious question.

[ Although... he does see the humor in it. Sadly... :( ]

[boutant]

I know.

[ Still laughing. At least she's trying to be helpful in between it. ]

Have you tried a hardware store?

[diastereomer]

Your sobriety is much appreciated.

[ Obviously you need to spend more time with Arthur and less with the clown brigade. ]

Not yet, I'm collecting my options.

[boutant]

The burn mark on the floor adds character.

[ No, then the whole time is either angst or attempting to get Arthur to laugh and see if his face cracks. ]

Put that one on the list, then.

[diastereomer]

The funny thing is I cannot argue with that.

[ Are we taking bets on this because Yusuf has a twenty he can put in the pot if we are... ]

On the list it goes. Do you suppose that is the best place to get it?

[boutant]

When you think about it, going from burning down an apartment to just burning omelets really badly because you were distracted is pretty good progress.

[ We can be. ]

Around here? Maybe.

[diastereomer]

A bit of a low point when you consider those forty plus years spent not doing anything of the sort.

[ There's money to be made here. ]

I was thinking of checking the place on the corner; where we get the milk when everything else is closed.

[boutant]

Honestly, how many years before the age of about fourteen did you spend cooking?

[ Also why is everyone she lives with so old? ]

They might have a small one.

[diastereomer]

A lot of time, actually. The kitchens were fun for me as a child, particularly because I was not supposed to be there.

[ Because you would literally tear the City down if you lived with someone your own age? ]

Mmm... a bigger one would be more prudent.

[boutant]

Maybe you're just making up for lost time.

[ ...oh right. She likes older men anyway. ]

You should probably get one for the basement, too.

[diastereomer]

I honestly fail to see how inadvertent pyrotechnics are at all necessary in a fulfilled life. Have you ever set your kitchen on fire??

[ So long as she doesn't take to stealing his kurta's-- we might have a sizable problem on our hands if she takes to walking around in his clothing.

Pout. ] My work tables are more likely to be corroded than set aflame.

[boutant]

No. My mother would have murdered me and then pushed me into the Chicago River. I did melt a bowl in the microwave once, though.

[ Sizable, huh? ]

If you're going to be getting one anyway, it would be a good idea. Especially with all your books.

[diastereomer]

I see where your nurturing nature comes from. Good thing there is nothing but ceramic here.

[ Yusuf has NO DOUBT that Ariadne lacks the iota of shame that would stop her from asking around about this-- so we have no further comments on the matter. ]

True... it can't hurt at any rate.

[boutant]

She wouldn't have actually murdered me, you know.

[ but but but :C ]

And I can be plenty nurturing.

[diastereomer]

No comment on your father, I see.

[ Be quiet young lady or no more omelets for you. ]

I have been told taking in stray animals does not count.

[boutant]

He's not allowed in the kitchen.

[ :CCC ]

I can still be nurturing.

[diastereomer]

By your mother or on the principle of the matter?

You don't have to convince me.

[boutant]

By my mother. He likes to try and steal bits of dessert, apparently.

[ Yes she does. She feels like she has to prove herself in every way possible, even when she's already done so. A little validation goes a long way. ]

[diastereomer]

[ Questioning glance... is this humour or...? ] And yet, he had such an imposing demeanor.

[ But why? What does it matter what Yusuf, or anyone else for that matter, thinks about her? ]

[boutant]

I've never seen it myself. [ She and her father don't get along that well. ] But he's still banned from the kitchen.

[ Ariadne knows she's good at what she does. She also knows that she's constantly underestimated, whether because of her height or her age or her sex, and she hates it. She wants that recognition. Besides, there are still words ringing in her head -- "just a naive little girl", "get the fuck out of my life" -- that she tries to ignore and needs to prove wrong. ]

[withloadedguns]

Throw some water on it.

[diastereomer]

There's no fire!

[ Quick to assure since there have already been two instances where he's needed such sage advice. ]

I am interested in buying a fire extinguisher for the sake of being prepared.

[withloadedguns]

Then get some water.

And keep it in a bucket.

[diastereomer]

Stagnation might be an issue...

[ Although probably not, what with Yusuf's track record... ]

Also, we have a small menagerie in this house. The animals might get into it.

[withloadedguns]

All right.

Get some sand. And keep it in a bucket.

[Logic, man. Logic.]

[diastereomer]

Cats...

[ That's all that really needs to be said... right? ]

[withloadedguns]

Cats?

[diastereomer]

We have two cats. A bucket of sand would likely end up with a solid layer of cat piss in it.

[ Not... to be crude. ]

[withloadedguns]

[Dude. You went there.]

Yeah. Probably so.

[diastereomer]

[ He's like a momma with his cats; no boundaries. ]

They think everything is theirs- hence, fire extinguisher. Good options, though.

[synanthrope]

Another fire?

[diastereomer]

Thankfully, no. Just... attempting preparedness.

[synanthrope]

I have spares.

[diastereomer]

Might I ask where you purchased them?

[synanthrope]

I get mine from my parts supplier.

[diastereomer]

Oh. I would not have thought fixing cars would require fire extinguishers...

[synanthrope]

I work with flammable chemicals, Yusuf.

[diastereomer]

Yes, I forget that mechanics does not demand a controlled environment. Do you find you use the extinguishers often?

[synanthrope]

No.

[diastereomer]

Then I had best keep a distance.

[brobeforehos]

Why does one not have a fire extinguisher at home, if one needs it?