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[asofwar]

[--aaaan we zoom in to the perfect breakfast picture: a toaster, ruined beyond repair (someone has been punching it, but most importantly, it shortcircuited), and a metal knife, burnt beside it. The black ash on the counter? Sif's breakfast.

The scowl on her face? It isn't there. She's grinning. So widely.] I just love the fact that I cannot seem to grasp the most trivial instruction when it comes to this machine. Don't dig the bread out with a metal knife, yes, how logical! [:) :) :)

Grinning is starting to hurt.] Pepper, I will replace this one as soon as I can. [Her eye twitches a little, but nope, the grin is forever there.] Provided I don't throw it out the window first!

[ooc; Anti-Angst Day; even though so far it's just frustration that she's feeling. Lots and lots of it.]

Comments

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

That's not fair! I want to jump into that magic lake too, you can't just hog it all to yourself.

[asofwar]

Apologies, my prince. You will have to do this the old-fashioned way, unfortunately. I drained it all.

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

You drained it all washing your hair, didn't you? You're more vain than Fandral sometimes, you know.

[asofwar]

Take that back, only Fandral is more vain than Fandral.

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

I will not! I want to be big and muscular already.

[asofwar]

Small and limber works well for you right now.

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

I am not small! I bet you're all soft now, like mother.

[asofwar]

I - [WOW SHUT UP THOR] It would be an honour to look as beautiful as the Allmother!

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

You'll never be as beautiful as the Allmother. (nottalking)

[asofwar]

I was not trying to.

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

You're not really Sif. Sif would have hit me by now.

[asofwar]

I matured. But if you keep insisting, I will. Gladly!

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

(....) No, that will not be necessary.

[asofwar]

You thought I would not?