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[asofwar]

[--aaaan we zoom in to the perfect breakfast picture: a toaster, ruined beyond repair (someone has been punching it, but most importantly, it shortcircuited), and a metal knife, burnt beside it. The black ash on the counter? Sif's breakfast.

The scowl on her face? It isn't there. She's grinning. So widely.] I just love the fact that I cannot seem to grasp the most trivial instruction when it comes to this machine. Don't dig the bread out with a metal knife, yes, how logical! [:) :) :)

Grinning is starting to hurt.] Pepper, I will replace this one as soon as I can. [Her eye twitches a little, but nope, the grin is forever there.] Provided I don't throw it out the window first!

[ooc; Anti-Angst Day; even though so far it's just frustration that she's feeling. Lots and lots of it.]

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[charring]

Do you want some help with that, Sif?

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[asofwar]

What's there to help with, I punched it out of function!

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[charring]

...this is true. I have a toaster you can borrow. It has spaces to cook eggs and bacon so you can make breakfast sandwiches. I'll even show you how to use it.

[So that you don't kill it.]

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[asofwar]

No need!

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[charring]

Okay...[You're freaking her out just a bit, Sif.] Good luck with the rest of your breakfast.

(video.)

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

Mortals.

(video.)

[asofwar]

Thor?! You are very small again!

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[ijustcantwaittobeking]

You are correct, mortal. I am sm--

No! I am not small. I am an Asgardian- we are not small.

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[asofwar]

[GROANS GRINS! Wow, Thor she had forgotten how big of an ass you were as a kid.]

This brings back so many memories I did not wish to have returned to me. One of them is how insufferable you are as a child!

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[ijustcantwaittobeking]

You dare call I, Thor, insufferable. I will not have this.

[gingerpotts]

[ Pepper doesn't dare show Sif his her face or voice right now, so text it is. ]

I wish you would have asked me for help before ...punching the toaster. There's a pair of wooden tongs in the silverware drawer for pulling your toast out.

[asofwar]

[Try texting happily.]

Yes, it seems that I was not sufficiently awake to remember that! I apologize for the toaster, again.





:)

[gingerpotts]

[ Okay, who taught Sif emoticons? ]

That's ok. We can buy a new one.

Has anything weird happened to you today? Any curses?

[asofwar]

[Instincts! And necessity. The curse?]

Curses? Why would something as silly and insignificant as a curse bother me?

Thor is young again, so he will intake even more food, if he comes to visit! :D

[gingerpotts]

Well, I might not be around much today. Got hit with something big. Like when we met, but not as embarrassing. Or embarrassing in a different way.

[ironmanic]

...why can't you be this excited when you're beating me to a pulp?

[asofwar]

I am, but I internalize it.

[ironmanic]

And deprive me of your...disconcerting...unsettling smile?

[asofwar]

Very well, if you insist. From now on, I will smile.

[ironmanic]

I'm not sure whether this is an improvement or not, but at least I'm amused.

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[pratful]

You're not supposed to?

[ uh-oh, yet one more thing he's supposed to try and remember. He hated this place. ]

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[asofwar]

Electricity and metal, they are both allies and enemies.

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[pratful]

I learned that with the microwave. You should never leave a fork in that dratted machine.

It explodes. [ imagine Arthur trying to explain <>that little mishap to his landlord. ]

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[asofwar]

Does it!


[That's a rather mischevous look on her face...]

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[pratful]

Indeed. I admit, it's not an event I'm keen on repeating. [ he was standing right next to it when it went off. Scared the daylights out of him. ]