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[asofwar]

[--aaaan we zoom in to the perfect breakfast picture: a toaster, ruined beyond repair (someone has been punching it, but most importantly, it shortcircuited), and a metal knife, burnt beside it. The black ash on the counter? Sif's breakfast.

The scowl on her face? It isn't there. She's grinning. So widely.] I just love the fact that I cannot seem to grasp the most trivial instruction when it comes to this machine. Don't dig the bread out with a metal knife, yes, how logical! [:) :) :)

Grinning is starting to hurt.] Pepper, I will replace this one as soon as I can. [Her eye twitches a little, but nope, the grin is forever there.] Provided I don't throw it out the window first!

[ooc; Anti-Angst Day; even though so far it's just frustration that she's feeling. Lots and lots of it.]

Comments

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[charring]

Do you want some help with that, Sif?

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[asofwar]

What's there to help with, I punched it out of function!

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[charring]

...this is true. I have a toaster you can borrow. It has spaces to cook eggs and bacon so you can make breakfast sandwiches. I'll even show you how to use it.

[So that you don't kill it.]

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[asofwar]

No need!

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[charring]

Okay...[You're freaking her out just a bit, Sif.] Good luck with the rest of your breakfast.

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[asofwar]

I am sticking to coffee this morning, I think it was a sign.

[A sign to stay out of the kitchen. Today.]

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[charring]

Try the place on Third Street. It has a flying pig drawn on the window and the coffee is roasted on site. It's pretty epic.

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[asofwar]

...it might be best, since the machines here look. Expensive.

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[charring]

I could meet you. I need to buy a fresh box of bandages, anyway.

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[asofwar]

Why do you need to buy bandages!

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[charring]

A scar of mine reopened. It's ridiculous.

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[asofwar]

Yes, it is ridiculous how wounds tend to open when you least want them to! Haha.

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[charring]

[This is just...what even? Weirdest curse ever.]

See you in a bit?

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[asofwar]

Yes, I suppose I will!

(video.)

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

Mortals.

(video.)

[asofwar]

Thor?! You are very small again!

(video.)

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

You are correct, mortal. I am sm--

No! I am not small. I am an Asgardian- we are not small.

(video.)

[asofwar]

[GROANS GRINS! Wow, Thor she had forgotten how big of an ass you were as a kid.]

This brings back so many memories I did not wish to have returned to me. One of them is how insufferable you are as a child!

(video.)

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

You dare call I, Thor, insufferable. I will not have this.

(video.)

[asofwar]

I dare, and I dared. I used to call you that all the time, when I did not call you sore loser! [Forced laugh ahahaha]

I think you must be cursed. How exciting! Hopefully you will not die with this curse, that would give me reason to be sad and I do not think I can.

(1 out of all of my icons.)

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

A sore loser, not I-

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

Wait-

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

Sif?

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

Sif?

(DONE.)

[ijustcantwaittobeking]

Sif, why are you so ... old?