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Having trouble with little furballs? Too many in a confined space? Allergic to fur? Allergic to life itself? Easily annoyed with cute little aliens that you don't understand? Too uptight to accept new additions to life? Hate cute things in general?

[The video feed clicks on to show Jack's charming smile. He's wearing sunglasses. In the background it's clear he's on the beach and surrounded by the little furballs.] Well I've been looking for employment and I think I've found it. Furball keeper. Bring them to me, I don't mind them. In fact, I find them endearing, a few of them somewhat sexy. Can you imagine how much sex they must have in the womb of each furball in order for them all to be born ready to have more furball babies?

[He leans back in his beach chair, one arm resting behind his head as he sips at a drink of something pink in a martini glass just as one of the Tribbles sits on his shoulder.] Yep, my kind of alien. Bring them to me and I'll keep an eye on them. Plenty of room at the beach.

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[waitedforyears]

Yeah? Well, good. [ Amy wouldn't agree. She's seen so much of the Doctor, knows so many of his secrets; it isn't that she doesn't respect him, it's more that she's learnt to see him as fallible. It took a long time, but she's learnt that even the Doctor makes mistakes. ]

The Doctor on top of someone. Now, that I'd like to see. [ Well. She's seen him kiss River, at least. And kissed him herself. ]