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[captaininnuendo]

Having trouble with little furballs? Too many in a confined space? Allergic to fur? Allergic to life itself? Easily annoyed with cute little aliens that you don't understand? Too uptight to accept new additions to life? Hate cute things in general?

[The video feed clicks on to show Jack's charming smile. He's wearing sunglasses. In the background it's clear he's on the beach and surrounded by the little furballs.] Well I've been looking for employment and I think I've found it. Furball keeper. Bring them to me, I don't mind them. In fact, I find them endearing, a few of them somewhat sexy. Can you imagine how much sex they must have in the womb of each furball in order for them all to be born ready to have more furball babies?

[He leans back in his beach chair, one arm resting behind his head as he sips at a drink of something pink in a martini glass just as one of the Tribbles sits on his shoulder.] Yep, my kind of alien. Bring them to me and I'll keep an eye on them. Plenty of room at the beach.

Comments

video:

[captaininnuendo]

You have a roof garden? That seems to be a thing here. I heard there's on on top of the library too. Books and plants? Not a common mix.

video:

[charring]

Yep. Building twelve, if you ever want to visit. Though...give me a couple weeks so I can get some of my plants healthier? These furry things ate a couple.

Not a common mix, no, but I spend a lot of time up here with books so...to each their own, right?

video:

[captaininnuendo]

To each their own. And I will try not to show up unexpectedly, though you should know I do that from time to time.

So do all the buildings have gardens on top of them? That would be interesting.

Re: video:

[charring]

I have off from work for the next week so drop by any time.

I don't know. That'd be neat, though, if they did. It'd be neat to find out.