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[captaininnuendo]

Having trouble with little furballs? Too many in a confined space? Allergic to fur? Allergic to life itself? Easily annoyed with cute little aliens that you don't understand? Too uptight to accept new additions to life? Hate cute things in general?

[The video feed clicks on to show Jack's charming smile. He's wearing sunglasses. In the background it's clear he's on the beach and surrounded by the little furballs.] Well I've been looking for employment and I think I've found it. Furball keeper. Bring them to me, I don't mind them. In fact, I find them endearing, a few of them somewhat sexy. Can you imagine how much sex they must have in the womb of each furball in order for them all to be born ready to have more furball babies?

[He leans back in his beach chair, one arm resting behind his head as he sips at a drink of something pink in a martini glass just as one of the Tribbles sits on his shoulder.] Yep, my kind of alien. Bring them to me and I'll keep an eye on them. Plenty of room at the beach.

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[shortwired]

So you admitted to finding a tiny furball sexy. That is a thing that happened.

[captaininnuendo]

You say that as if there were a problem with it. But yes, it did happen. A lot of species do have their own sex appeal. Even you.

[shortwired]

Except we aren't talking about me. We are talking about the fact that you see sex appeal in a ball of fur.

[captaininnuendo]

Of course we're talking about you. I'm talking about you, anyway. And to be fair I'd have sex with most any species if the attraction and connection and moment all aligned.

[shortwired]

Any species up to and including small fuzzy...things. All right, then.