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[orangetoughguy]

I heard history's written only by winners but I gotta hand it to the guys who made it today almost sixty fucking years ago.

Thank you for canning beer. Nobody loses.

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[orangetoughguy]

Well I ain't drunk as hell and I didn't make it up if that's what you're getting at.

[ironmanic]

Oh, I believe you. Completely and utterly. In fact, I believe you so much, I think I'll go grab a case and read the cans, too.

[orangetoughguy]

You ever think about makin' something out of them after you're done?

[ironmanic]

Actually, now that you mention it-- no. Though I commend your creative sense of recycling. You should join the Sierra Club for that one.

[orangetoughguy]

I ain't a hippie.

[So tempted to tell Tony about his Iron Man in a Can idea.]

[ironmanic]

No, but you would be widely welcomed by every pot-smoking, tie-dye-wearing, dreadlocked hippie I know. Trust me, I know a few. They buy my stock.

[orangetoughguy]

That's okay, I've been to Berkeley.

[ironmanic]

Berkeley. Wow-- please don't lobby at my doorstep for donations to whatever PAC you've got going on.

[orangetoughguy]

Hold up, I said I've been there. You'd have to pay me to live there.

[ironmanic]

You clearly haven't seen the cheerleaders. Not my first choice, but definitely worth a look.

[orangetoughguy]

You can keep them. I'm from LA, I got the Laker Girls.

[ironmanic]

Ooh- nice choice. You ever speak to any of them, hot shot?

[orangetoughguy]

No. Are you gonna tell me you have?

[ironmanic]

On occasion. Not quite my taste, but still very entertaining.

[orangetoughguy]

So how come we don't have a squad here? They got corporate cheerleaders don't they?

[ironmanic]

Excellent idea, Mr. Orange. Why didn't I think of it sooner? Glimmering new cars with a couple of cheerleaders draped across it. Beautiful.

[orangetoughguy]

It gives people something to do, it makes the gear look good, you can make calendars. It's pretty much flawless. I can help.

[CORGI LEVELS OF EXCITEMENT.]

[ironmanic]

Then it's settled, my genius friend. I am so looking forward to auditions.

[orangetoughguy]

You want me to manage it?

[ironmanic]

Yes- do it, have fun with it. I'm allergic to paperwork. It's a terrible condition, really.

[orangetoughguy]

[Sob.]

Sure. I can do that. I'll drop you a date for auditions when I got one.

[ironmanic]

You're a good man. Together, we can accomplish great, beautiful things for this place.

[Like an army of cheerleaders.]