32nd

[orangetoughguy]

I heard history's written only by winners but I gotta hand it to the guys who made it today almost sixty fucking years ago.

Thank you for canning beer. Nobody loses.

Comments

[totallyinaband]

Amen, dude.

[orangetoughguy]

Jesus finally a guy with some fuckin' class.

[totallyinaband]

I don't know if it's class I got, but I'll take your word for it.

[orangetoughguy]

It's all class to me, no fuckin' chardonnay clowns.

[totallyinaband]

I mean, nothing beats tap. But cans are a second.

[orangetoughguy]

At least tap comes out of a metal drum. No glass bottom elite bullshit.

[totallyinaband]

Glass isn't bad. But a lot of great beers come in tall cans. Back home the LCBO would let you make these combo packs out of the assorted so you could just throw together whatever was on sale. It was fucking awesome.

[orangetoughguy]

[What Canadian sorcery is this, Stephen?!]

The what?

[totallyinaband]

The liquor store. In Ontario.

[orangetoughguy]

That sounds too good to be true.

[totallyinaband]

You never been to Toronto?

[orangetoughguy]

I've never been to Canada.

[totallyinaband]

I guess that's fair. I've never been to the states.

[orangetoughguy]

Get out of here if you're from Toronto you can swim to New York. I'd get to Mexico sooner than I can get to Canada.

[totallyinaband]

New York's expensive, man. I'm making do just paying rent back home.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't get too worked up, Buffalo ain't no New York City.

[totallyinaband]

Yeah, so I've heard.

So where'd you hear about the beer can thing? Trivial Pursuit? Pub Quiz?

[orangetoughguy]

Why does everybody have to ask? It's like you guys didn't think I could read.

[totallyinaband]

Sorry, I should have included 'book' on there.

[orangetoughguy]

I got it off the network.

[He means it was trivia scrolling above his c(ity)mail.]

[totallyinaband]

Does this place have, like, Google or something?

[orangetoughguy]

Okay what the hell is Google?

[totallyinaband]

Search engine. Kinda the biggest one.

Sorry, forgot you're pre-internet.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not pre-internet, online D&D came out a year before I got here.

[totallyinaband]

Aw man, you play DnD? Neil used to DM for us back when we first got our place.