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[orangetoughguy]

I heard history's written only by winners but I gotta hand it to the guys who made it today almost sixty fucking years ago.

Thank you for canning beer. Nobody loses.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Is that why they don't make glass kegs?

[signatures]

Kegs are for convenience and amount, not taste.

[orangetoughguy]

And glass is for tradition, it all tastes the fuckin' same.

[signatures]

It might be that all the piss you drink just tastes like piss.

But a bottle doesn't taste the same as a can.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't drink piss.

[signatures]

You do.

[orangetoughguy]

You never said anything about it before.

[signatures]

I don't care what you drink.

But you can't mislabel it as anything other than piss.

[orangetoughguy]

Sounds to me you know a little too much about what piss tastes like.

[signatures]

That is it exactly.

[orangetoughguy]

Fuckin' masochist.

[signatures]

Naturally.

[orangetoughguy]

Damn, not even putting up a fight? Are you depressed?

[signatures]

I don't want to have a fight over you accusing me of drinking urine.

That's just silly.

[orangetoughguy]

But you're conceding to masochism?

[All that ink. Seems legit actually.]

[signatures]

There are less terrible thing than standing accused of being a masochist.

Though I have to wonder if you and Ariadne are in cohorts on that bit.

[orangetoughguy]

Wait up, what does she have to do with anything?

[signatures]

She also thinks I'm a masochist, apparently.

[orangetoughguy]

How'd you beef up your reputation this time?

[signatures]

That unfortunate curse concerning sex ed.

[orangetoughguy]

I think you need to work on your curriculum if marriage is the only thing she's tying to masochism.

[signatures]

I'm not sure I want to start building a repertoire of references in the first place.