♣ 009 | [ voice ]

[haring_to_go]

There is something to be said for the sight of a half naked woman wearing a pair of fine gloves to put a man in the mood. You really don't see that too much here in the City.

[ His voice is nostalgic, almost yearning. It's been several months after all, since he's been laid, and while he may have seen several half naked women around the city according to his standards, not very many of them like to wear fine gloves. Liam's been cursed with the "We did that" curse for the weekend. ]

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[forhishonor]

[ SCREAM?! ]

[forhishonor]

[ did he just say--?? ]

[forhishonor]

[ as;ljawer;oianlkgafasdf half-naked ladies + liam asf;kjawer;onlkwr ]

[forhishonor]

LIAM!!

[forhishonor]

[ --wait, he said something about mood what if there was some sort of FOLLOW UP? ]

also, I'm not sorry

[forhishonor]

[forhishonor]

[forhishonor]

[ ugh, his brain just broke ]

ehhh, we'll stop here

[forhishonor]

I hope she was wearing something apart from just gloves.

[haring_to_go]

[ he chuckles quietly ] Oh yes, a corset and petticoat, usually.

[worldofourown]

One doesn't see much of anything in this City, unfortunately.

[haring_to_go]

[ Liam sounds positively miserable ] I know. It's difficult enough to get to know a lady back home but here it's almost impossible. [ he can never tell if one's cursed or not and a gentleman never takes advantage of a woman's weakness. ]

[worldofourown]

Impossible? Here?

Perhaps you simply haven't met the right sort of ladies.

voice;

[firstaid]

How would gloves and half-naked women put you in a 'mood'?

[She doesn't quite get it, but sure. She'll roll with it, and think of Judith.]

voice;

[haring_to_go]

[ he chuckles quietly ] Have you never desired to possess something after catching a glimpse of its charms?

voice;

[firstaid]

I guess I have, especially when you see a book with a really pretty cover, then read the summary! You just have to read it!

[asplodes]

In the mood for what, mister?

1/2

[haring_to_go]

In the mood for s---

[haring_to_go]

[ Wait, that sounded like a kid. Quick, backpedal! ] For some chocolate! It puts me in the mood for chocolate! [ and sex. Mostly just sex. ]

[asplodes]

[ Good save there, Liam. ]

Why would some lady going starkers make you want chocolate? Wouldn't you want a blanket instead?

[ Sounds cold ... ]

video;

[oceantrauma]

[Amused smile.]

I don't believe I've ever had gloves quite affect me like that. [He wouldn't have understood a thing about this statement had he still been 11, though.]

[socoolbrewster]

Gloves? Seriously?

[haring_to_go]

((ooc: urk, sorry. Work really got to me last week. If you'd rather handwave this, go right ahead!))

I assure you, I am always serious.

[ however... ] You don't like the gloves?

[knaveswitness]

Mother, what are you telling the children about... ?

[haring_to_go]

[ twitch ] It's... I'm not sure why I said it, actually.

[ If only he was running a fever, he'd check himself into the hospital post-haste. Alas, not even that is left to him. Oh well, he still stands by his statement! ]